13 Classic Horror Movie Halloween Finds

Posted: September 21, 2021

Of course there are tons more than 13 classic horror movie Halloween finds out there. From human costumes to dog costumes, subtle home decor to life-size yard art, haunted house props to...bath bombs? Indeed, 13 is a mere blood drop in the rusty bucket of scary movie-themed Halloween gear.

But 13 is also the perfect number for this horror-driven endeavor, so I took a stab at curating a list that was short and (viciously) sweet, and hope I didn't omit anything that pisses you dudes off too much, or causes anyone to go all Jason Voorhees or - this year's #1 Halloween terror - Karen on me.

Enjoy my 13-strong collection of classic horror movie Halloween finds.

Note: Horror movie products for sale are priced as they were at printing. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.

Hellraiser Lament Configuration Puzzle Box

Welp, here's one puzzle box I don't want to solve. I don't care what I could stash inside Hellraiser's Lament Configuration, I don't care if it's just a prop replica taken from an allegedly fictitious horror flick, and I don't care if it's Halloweentime. I do not mess with scary clowns, possessed children, or Pinheads.

$47 to $70 ➠ Etsy

Chucky Bath Bomb

Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play? ... In the bathtub?

My answer is, Heeellll no. But if you're a horror-loving, fate-tempting fan of the homicidal doll, the Chucky Bath Bomb will make a fine addition to your shelf of grooming products.

And even if you don't buy her, better make room for Chucky's bride, who will invariably show up there too.

$9.81 ➠ Etsy

Life-Size Alien Queen Wall Sculpture

I'd say Sideshow's Limited Edition Life-Size Alien Queen Wall Sculpture is for only the truest of Alien franchise fans and collector's on multiple levels: 1) It's a gruesome, bloodthirsty, and terrifying Alien Queen that will probably scare the chestbursters out of everyone in your family, even after they get used to it, and especially when they're left home alone with ol' Queenie at night; and 3) It is all of the above, plus life-size, with the sculpture measuring 37" tall x 32" wide x 20" deep; It cost $1,600.

Learn More ➠ Sideshow

The Shining Floor Plan Jigsaw Puzzle

Really? When turning horror classic The Shining into a jigsaw puzzle they went with the floor plan of the Overlook Hotel rather than Nicholson's Heeeere's Johnny! face busting through the door?

Well. Maybe the second one was too scary for the kids.

For those into Stephen King's novel / Stanley Kubrick's film, scary movies in general, or fun family Halloween activities, the Shining Floor Plan Jigsaw Puzzle is a cool tribute that, unlike the flick itself, won't give everyone who sees it nightmares.

$16.99 ➠ Amazon

Michael Myers Planter

How's about a deathly white face for your lush green thumb? Displaying a Michael Myers planter as part of your household decor is a weird and creepy thing to do any other time but Halloween. So...get ready to party, weirdos and creepsters, because the brief few weeks of the year when other people will think you're cool and normal are upon us!

$17 ➠ Etsy

Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic

COVID and serial killers have made jigsaw puzzles so popular! The latter, John Kramer from the Saw film series, is the real inspiration behind this Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic from Etsy shop Locked in the Cellar, but I think it plays nicely into the quarantine-and-death vibe surrounding COVID too.

Jigsaw packages come with both the bloody cutout prosthetic and the missing puzzle piece, the latter sealed in a clear zip lock baggie so you can carry it around to enhance the flayed skin effect, or hide it and let your family / guests hunt for the ever-elusive last piece of the puzzle.

$12.26 ➠ Etsy

Pennywise Balloon Lamp

Looks like IT's ready for Halloween. Pennywise's red balloon looks even creepier emanating the LED glow produced by this Pennywise Balloon Lamp. Talk about a counterproductive piece of lighting. Lamps are supposed to eliminate the uncertainty and hidden dangers of the dark. Making the lamp itself a replica of the sign of an ancient evil parading as a dancing clown is just mean.

Aw, dude. I'm totally gonna buy a Pennywise Balloon Lamp and swap out the one on my wife's nightstand with it some night when she's getting wined up with her girlfriends.

$42 ➠ Firebox.com

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really, truly horrifying wood burner.

Nightmare on Elm Street fanatics who don't mind that their Freddy Krueger Fire Pit won't arrive until Halloween 2022 will receive the blazing backyard terror complete with Freddy's bladed glove resting under his chin, and sticking out to ensure he'll draw blood even if you do manage to stay awake.

$1,475 ➠ Etsy

Friday the 13th Jason Garden Gnome

Amelie meets Friday the 13th! What a heartwarming and adorable way to die!

TactiPrints' Jason Garden Gnome is about 8" tall, and 3D printed at a very reasonable price, so when you plant one in the neighbor's yard, and they smash or burn it immediately following the unleashing of a bloodcurdling scream, no big deal. Just buy another one.

Orrrr, buy a whole army of Jason Garden Gnomes to back up the zombie kids in your own Halloween tableau.

$15 ➠ Etsy

Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

The only thing worse than having a bad day is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist while you're having a bad day. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm sharing it with you.

Prop masters The Scary Closet created Regan as part of an extremely limited collection of 10 (which, at printing, was down to 0, despite the hefty price tag) all signed by Exorcist extraordinaire, Linda Blair. In addition to being scaled to size, the Regan doll is almost meanly realistic. Like, they call it a collector's item, but any collector willing to put that evil thing in their house is either just as twisted as Regan's head in Satan's merry-go-round scene, or is planning the Halloween prank of a lifetime, and so just as mean as The Scary Closet.

Learn More ➠ The Scary Closet

Raptor Dog Costume

OK, Jurassic Park is not a horror movie, per se, but you dudes can't deny the velociraptors were scary AF. I was around the age of the kids in the movie when it came out, and I almost peed my pants during that scene in the dining hall.

And holy crap, as if I weren't already terrified enough of these chihuahua-terrier...beasts. Now they have to go and put a raptor costume on it.

Well tiny dinosaur dog, now you can keep your beady eyes, your snaggleteeth and your flesh-flaying, sickle-shaped claws to yourself. You think a clever Halloween getup makes you look precious and approachable? Well I see your precious and approachable, and raise you the scars encircling my ankle. They're permanent, you know.

$60 ➠ Amazon

Pinhead Baby Yoda

Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of the past 2 years. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others' babies, but he's mostly just good-natured, well-behaved, and adorable. Compared to most kids his age (er, apparent age) he's far from a hellraiser.

Pinhead Baby Yoda 3D print design props go to Geoff at Hex 3D, and if you want to assemble and paint him yourself, you can get the raw prints from 3D Print Merc Mart, as well as the painted version above. They also have iterations of Baby Yoda mashed with Michael Myers, Freddie Kruger, Chucky, Pennywise, Jason, and Leatherface.

$50 ➠ Etsy

Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater

My sister let me watch A Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 5 and I think it made me wet the bed in fear every night for like 3 months, and my mama was so mad, and I was so afraid, but I couldn't tell her why because she would have clobbered my sister for letting me watch a rated-R movie and I don't sell out my blood like that, dude.

Since then, I've seen way scarier things, but Freddy Krueger will always be the OG definition of horror in my heart. And here we have a sweater inspired by the chest of souls Freddy housed in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. An included secured battery pack allows the souls to move about all creepily like Cornelius' stomach post brat-and-kraut consumption, as well as outputs sound effects from the film.

$200 ➠ Amazon

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