Fitness

Ampera Office Bike

$799 Amazon »

Meet the Ampera Office Bike: a sleek solution blending work and wellness into one dynamic experience. Designed for the modern workspace where the lines between home and office blur, the Ampera ensures you stay productive...

Steelhose 5-in-1 Flexible Free Weights

$72 - $126 Amazon »

The name "Steelhose" is literal. These 5-in-1 flexible free weights from FitFighter are lengths of real fire hose filled with steel shot. Use them regularly in your exercise routine - or join FitFighter's fitness app...

The Edge Tub Elite Portable Ice Bath & Hot Tub

Chill your bones 'til your teeth chatter, and then get hot and sweaty enough to make your head spin, all in the private, portable luxury of the Edge Tub Elite, an inflatable ice bath and hot tub from Edge Theory Labs...

Massage Ball Kit

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I never thought I'd eagerly anticipate, and sometimes straight up long for, blue balls until I got me this Massage Ball Kit. The 6-piece set contains tools of various sphere-based shapes, sizes, and materials, each with...

The OranguBag Portable Punching Bag

$197 Amazon »

Some people are tree huggers. Others are tree punchers. If you're one of the latter, might I recommend the OranguBag? It will help protect yourself, and the tree, the next time your condescending boss / cheating girlfriend...

Jump99 Plyometric Training Shoes

$158.99 - $169.99 Amazon »

Huh. I always got made fun of for running on the balls of my feet when I was a kid, but I guess if you're wearing some Jump99 plyometric training shoes, bouncing around doing power skips, high kicks, and jump rope, it's...

Shadow Boxer Pro Boxing Resistance Bands Set

$54.95 Amazon »

No boxing bag? No friend Cornelius to let you use him as a boxing bag? The Shadow Boxer Pro Boxing Resistance Bands Set is the solution for you! This complete kit from Gyro Fitness won't give you the same tactile feedback...

Wellness Walking Cushion

Who likes to walk in the sand? Who likes the idea, but not the look, of a treadmill? And most of all, who likes high-knee marching in place? Yeah, that last one is a real narrower of the field, huh? Well, for the 11 of...

TheraCup At-Home Cupping Therapy Device

$149 Amazon »

Can I interest you in a DIY red polka-dotted epidermis? The TheraCup is an at-home cupping therapy device you can use on your own body to increase blood flow and provide relief to areas that are tight or in pain. But...

BackBadger Percussive Massage Gun Handle

$99.99 Amazon »

Ninefold's BackBadger isn't a percussive massage gun but, like BASF, Ninefold doesn't make the percussive massage guns you buy. It makes the percussive massage guns you buy better. Compatible with 99% of the massage guns...

Banana Sling Grips for Pull-Ups & Lifting

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Hey, they might call you bananas, but do they even lift, bro? Using these Banana Sling Grips, you not only hit the pull-ups, bent-over rows, and deadlifts, you do it with a neutral grip, more natural movements, and less...

Micro Gainz Dumbbell Fractional Weight Plates

$48.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

Just like a pound here and a pound there with food and booze leads to pants that don't fit, a pound here and a pound with Micro Gainz Micro Plates leads to shirts that don't fit. Because your bulging biceps are about...

The Plunge Plumbing-Free Cold Therapy Tub

$4,490 - $7,490 Plunge »

After reading about the Plunge cold therapy tub and its plug-and-plunge ability to chill hose water down to 39 degrees F with no plumbing hookups required, I can say with certainty that this dude is...not ready to take...

Bellabooty Hip Thrust Belt

$47.99 Amazon »

With the Bellabooty Belt, you can "hip thrust anytime, anywhere!" And just like that, all your problems - maybe even all the world's problems - are solved!...

Tempo Move - Home Gym in a Side Table

$395 Tempo »

Tempo Move is a home gym, virtual personal trainer, fitness tracker, and piece of IKEA-lookin' contemporary furniture in one. Or maybe I should say Apple-lookin' contemporary furniture, because Tempo has designed this...

Weighted Wooden Hula Hoop

$49.49 - $53.99 Amazon »

No, dudes, I swear, it's a Weighted Wooden Hula Hoop. I'm not trying to trick you into buying anal beads for an elephant. ... Though if you're in the market for anal beads for an elephant, I think the Weighted Wooden...

Breathing Buddha for Guided Visual Meditation

$21.95 Amazon »

The Breathing Buddha provides guided visual meditations for adults and kiddos alike. If successful, he will hone mindfulness, relieve stress and anxiety, and help you sleep. What a guy! Not to mention a perfect gift to...

PowerDot 2.0 Electrical Muscle Stimulation Device

$159 - $349 Amazon »

There's a new electric muscle stimulator pod on the block! Therabody developed their PowerDot 2.0 line as a lightweight and portable solution for sore, spent, and pain-ridden athletes and fitness enthusiasts. I bet the...

n.o.w. Tone Therapy - Yoga for Your Mind

$179 Amazon »

Want 30 minutes' worth of meditation in 3 minutes? Want it n.o.w.? Solu's New Origin Waveform Tone Therapy feels you, and hopes to make you feel better, with their n.o.w. "Yoga for Your Mind" sound-based calming, centering...

Smell Training Kit for Smell Loss & Scent Distortion

$24.99 Amazon »

I don't imagine a smell training kit designed to "help regenerate damaged neural pathways in your nose after experiencing smell loss (anosmia), reduced smell (hyposmia), or distorted smell (phantosmia)" would have gotten...

Hip-Fin Hip Flexor Release Tool

$49.99 Amazon »

My hips don't lie...they frickin' hurt. Tight, ropey, maybe not quite ready for Hip-Fin levels of pain to release them, but, hey. If it's agony for minutes and ecstasy for days thereafter, I'm dude enough to take it...

Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager

$79.95 - $99.95 Amazon »

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...

Jumbo Digital Wall Clock

$229 Amazon »

Bring the basketball court or boxing ring to your home...without actually installing a basketball court or boxing ring in your home with this jumbo digital wall clock. This thing, like another word with almost the exact...

Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...