Outdoors

Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope

The Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope weighs just 9.5 ounces, so you can pack it up and take it along on any adventure. Non-creepy adventures only, please, peeping toms and stalkers! Sporting events. Hiking and mountaineering...

GardenSharp Garden Tool Sharpener

$10.99 Amazon »

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner

$15.99 Amazon »

For every delicious thing that comes hot off the grill, there is a not-so-delicious thing that stays hot on the grill. Blackened, crusty, and caked to the grates. And that's the Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner's favorite part...

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

$1,491.09 Etsy »

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

Floating Motors Classic Car Boats

I'm on a boat, motherf**ker! ... And, huh. Also, somehow, a classic car. ... B**ch! Floating Motors is proposing to transform the style and spirit of iconic cars ranging from VWs to Lambos into electric or standard motor-powered...

Knight Gnome Garden Statues

$29.69 - $179.09 Etsy »

If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who...

Rapid-Rope Extreme Utility Rope

$24.95 Amazon »

If soap on a rope is your go-to gift for Dad, mix things up this year with Rapid-Rope. AKA rope in can! The extreme utility rope is a Shark Tank-backed piece of outdoor and survival gear that sees 120 feet of flat-braid...

QUICKPLAY PRO Portable Folding Bench

$89 - $167.99 Amazon »

Instant benches for the kids, instant bleachers for their parents with QUICKPLAY's PRO Portable Folding Bench. Or, if you prefer, instant benches for the grown-ass players, instant bleachers for their significant others...

Snow Peak Living Lodge

$1,749.95 - $1,999.95 Snow Peak »

Living large in the Living Lodge. This combo outdoor shelter and camping tent from Snow Peak features a roomy open canopy for group gatherings extending from a fully enclosed sleeping space large enough for 3 to 7 people...

USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete

$63.99 Amazon »

Become a US Marine Corps hacker, and proudly slash your way through the blackberry bushes in your backyard, with this officially licenced USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete. Features include a 17-3/10" stainless steel swingin'...

Paracord-Wrapped Knuckle Duster

$7.88 Amazon »

Which would you rather add to your survival kit: paracord, which has myriad uses; or a knuckle duster, which really has only one? Aw, dude, don't ask me that I can't decide! The paracord, the knuckle duster, I just...it's...it's...

EZ Leaf Hauler Cleanup Tarp for Lawns & Gardens

$34.86 - $36.09 Amazon »

I don't know if using the EZ Leaf Hauler is as easy as shortening the word "easy" to "EZ" in the lawn and garden tool's name was, but with stakes to hold it in place, and 6 built-in handles for carrying and maneuvering...

CORE Oversized Padded Saucer Chair

$71.99 - $99.58 Amazon »

Look, a flying saucer! No, scratch that. Look, a sit & don't go anywhere, maybe even don't move at all saucer! The CORE Oversized Padded Round Chair is a collapsible outdoor seating companion with just a little more room...

Giant Adirondack Chair

$1,612.50 Etsy »

Your lady's redecorating the patio? Wants to add some chairs to the front porch? Colorado Ski Chairs has the perfect Adirondack chairs to fit any vibe she's going for. And give you some XXL jollies. And make you both...

Animal Sculpture BBQ Grills

$842.04 - $868.18 Etsy »

I've never tried grilled bear, grilled horse, grilled wolf, grilled bull, or grilled ram, nor do I want to. But I would be amenable to trying a ram grill, bull grill, wolf grill, horse grill, or bear grill (not to be...

Alpine Tabletop Outdoor Heater

$199 - $379 Frontgate »

I know. No one who's in...pretty much the whole world wants to think about an outdoor heater, or adding heat to anything right now. And even though the Alpine Tabletop Heater is a mini version of the standard patio fixture...

Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

$27.68 Amazon »

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$4.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Lever Gear BitVault

$39.95 Amazon »

The Lever Gear BitVault is both for your bits and your bits 'n' pieces. Beneath its sliding drawer the EDC keychain tool has a segmented chamber that holds hex bits, pills, toothpicks, a bill or two of cash, phone adapters...

Breaking Physics Cauliflower

$1.50 Etsy »

Nothing like looking at a nice alien head of cauliflower to jump start my morning! I almost didn't need coffee to wake up when I saw this little green man cruciferous vegetable. I feel like I could use it as the subject...

NFL Bucket Grills

$44.99 Amazon »

Got a bucket of love for your favorite NFL team? Then Imperial Store has an NFL Bucket Grill with your name - and their name - written all over it...

Ladybug, Bee & Butterfly House

$12.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

I recently went to my city's botanical gardens and saw these ladybug, bee & butterfly houses all over the place. Except since I don't like reading informational placards, I had no idea they were ladybug, bee & butterfly...

Cast Iron Rib Roaster

$60.69 Amazon »

Want some baby back, baby back, baby back ribs that fall off the bone in saucy, succulent chunks? Well, you and Fat Bastard are in luck, because with Broil King's Cast Iron Rib Roaster, you can order up to 4 racks of...

KEA KIT Outdoor Survival System

$129 - $136 beREDI Outdoors »

Get a leg up on nature with the KEA KIT outdoor survival system. KEA KIT. KEA KIT. That's an interesting name. Please tell me there's no assembly required for proper use. That I don't have to follow obscure line drawing...