Snow-Melting Stair Mat

What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they fall though, since they don't always pop right back up like the rubber-boned toddlers and embarrassed 20-somethings. Injured elderly persons also cost our health care system a lot of money in broken hips. So I suppose in at least one sense heated tread runners made of 7mm thick industrial-grade rubber provide a valuable service to society.

Each snow-melting mat measures 10" x 30", and can be used independently or as part of an army of snow-melting mats tasked with ensuring no one will piss "LOSER" in the snow that falls in my front yard ever again. Mats are designed to be installed outdoors for the entire winter season, and will heat to 122 degrees F to banish solid white states of matter into liquid, and then automatically shut off until their surface temperature reaches 88, at which point they'll fire up again. Heated snow-melting mats are sold individually, as well as in sets of 3.

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