Merry Christmas, Chubs. Er, I mean, Happy Holidays, you svelte wall of muscle and poster child for athleticism. Here's a fabulous fitness gift to keep you that way...

Artisans & Their Crafts: 18 Handmade Gifts for 2021

Artisans, craftspeople, entrepreneurs, dudes and ladies with random product ideas that take off like persons of interest from Congressional subpoenas - these are the people who make the holidays, and gift-giving in general...

Tekto Slit OTF Knife

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Stuff that sock! Stuff that sock! How? Here are 21 ways, with my compilation of 21 swell stocking stuffers for 2021...

Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves

$24.99 Amazon »

Wait, Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves? Does that mean they're sized for extra-small hands? If so, I can think of a pair of tiny hands or two who could use some...

Jean Patrique Mezzaluna & Bamboo Board

$39.99 Amazon »

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...

E123: What Is This Thing?

$17.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 123 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Banana Phone

$39.99 Amazon »

A wise person once said, "There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones, and Banana Phone!" No wait, scratch that. A bananas person once said, There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons...

Fifty buckaroos is the peak of my list of 17 gifts for $50 or less, but when I say frugal generosity, I mean it. You're not going to be browsing through 16 products priced at $49.99 and one at an even $50. There are plenty of finds here in the twenties and thirties, and even a few in the high teens...

Brass Crocodile Clip

$59 Amazon »

Place your trust in the double-jointed jaw of the crocodile, and it will clamp down on your belt loop, your backpack strap, or your friend Cornelius' nose on a dare with an uncompromising 3,700 pounds per square inch...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

Dudes, your Black Friday Session is in session. This holiday season, save big on Session Goods' designer bongs, pipes, and smoking accessories with the following codes:...

The casual athlete appreciates sporting goods for the goods they bring with them: good friends; good booze; good energy; and good times. My roundup of 17 sporting goods gifts for 2021 keeps these 4 goods in mind over all else...

18 Gifts You Won't See on Every Other Gift Guide

Earbuds, e-readers, the latest iPhone, tents and sleeping bags, slippers and bathrobes, that ultra-modern-looking matte black tea kettle, that ultra-modern-looking shiny bronze watering can - I've seen them on every holiday...

Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition

$79.99 Amazon »

In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...

Burls Belt Buckle Knife & Belt

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...

No take backs becomes no give backs when we get to the most festive parties of the holiday season: white elephant gift exchanges. And these 18 white elephant gifts guarantee not to disappoint...at least in the sense that they'll most likely disappoint the person when ends up stuck with them...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$44.99 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...

Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Can & Compactor

$159.97 - $204.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...

The Dark Knot Men's Ties & Accessories

The Dark Knot is a men's tie and accessory retailer, a subscription service, and an online consultant for aspiring gentlemen of style. In other words, if you know a dude who's currently the Before version of Steve Carell...

BOGO Khonsu Clock Lamp

$299 Articture »

I don't know what the "BOGO" in the BOGO Khonsu Clock Lamp means, but I'm betting it's not "Buy One Get One." That would be nice, though, because then I could give one of the design-y designs as a gift to someone worthy...

Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)

$6.95 Etsy »

The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."...

Rosephoria Beauty & The Beast Dome

Certain as the sun / Rising in the east / No lady won't love / A rose that doesn't go deceased. The Beauty and The Beast Dome from Rosephoria is a stunning display of an everlasting rose, and your everlasting love for...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$13.49 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...