Heated Camping Chair
Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of this camping chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated heat...
Hot Seat Card Game: The Party Game About Your Friends
As summer draws to a close, the Hot Seat Card Game reminds me I better to start thinking about what I'm going to do when the days of being stuck inside strike. Per my wife, that means besides eat and drink heavily, and...
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...
Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float
This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...
Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat
What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...
Heated Mattress Pad
Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...
Snow-Melting Stair Mat
What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they...
MagicalButter Cannabis Cooker
Easily make medicinal butter, oils, tinctures, lotions, and sauces. Hear that? MagicalButter is so named for its power to convert healing herbs into healing herb culinary creations. So start coughing and breaking into...
Tekto F1 Alpha Folding Pocket Knife
For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...
Survival Gear Advent Calendar
It's a Survival Gear Advent Calendar for those who really want to survive the holidays this year. Meet government shutdowns, wacked-out weather, soaring grocery prices, and insufferable relatives head-on with...a 9-in-1...
Electric Snow Shovel
When winter piles on the snow, this electric snow shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or throw your back out...
Rechargeable Heated Slippers
Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet inside...
Natural Sunrise Alarm Clock
Some people believe that a blaring alarm shattering the silence of our slumber and tearing our eyes open in the still-blackness of a winter morning isn't so good for the body. Dreamegg, makers of the Sunrise 1 alarm clock...
Prank Tire Valve Stem Caps
Ain't no practical joke more practical than prank valve stem caps. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect...
Steerable Snow Sled
Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. This steerable snow sled gives its...
Rotating LED Headlamp
This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 60-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...
Star Trek Klingon Bat'leth 6-in-1 Multi-Tool
It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...
Please Leave by 9 Party Banner
A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...
Earwax Candle Kit
Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...
Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer
Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...
The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils
The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...
Magnetic Holding Hands Socks
I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...
Geiger Counter
What do you do when a Geiger counter app on your phone just isn't enough? You get yourself the GQ GMC-800 Plus Radiation Detector. This handheld detector and dosimeter doesn't just dabble in radiation - it goes full detective...
Atari Joystick Decanter Set
Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...
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