DropTop Plug & Play Wall-Mounted Workstation

$558 - $1,700 Pith & Stem »

DropTop is a pretty clever plug & play wall-mounted workstation that folds down to reveal a strong and roomy hardwood ply desktop, and your choice of 1 or 2 built-in monitors, or the cutouts to install your own. But its...

Pop Under Pressure Popping Balloon Party Game

$18.74 Amazon »

Pop Under Pressure is a party game in which a balloon slowly inflates over the course of each round, creating stress and anxiety to complete various word challenges before it F'ing pops in your face. Are you kidding me?!...

Paper Airplane Desk Lamp

$425 Mousarris »

Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$34.71 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

Lefree Digital Money-Counting Swear Jar

$19.99 Amazon »

Now here's a new twist to the swear jar - a digital money-counting piggy bank that will let you know exactly how much all the sh*ts and f*cks you've given have cost you. Sounds like the perfect gift for teens - or gift...

EcoTable 30 - Portable Solar Charging Table

$149.90 Amazon »

The EcoTable 30 is a portable, collapsible outdoor table that sucks up more sun than your black leather car seats, and even puts its solar power reserves to better use that burning the bejeesus out of the backs of your...

United States Geology Map

$59 - $899 Etsy »

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...

Micro Crochet Animals

$20.25 - $40.50 Etsy »

Lookee, lookee at the itty bitty crochet sloth. The teeny tiny crochet elephant. The weeeee little crochet penguin. The...I can't. I have to stop. All these Micro Crochet Animals, these things that make you go awww, are...

Sniper Bladeworks Signature Reload Knife Series

$115 - $450 Sniper Bladeworks »

I'm afraid I'm a little late to the blade show because, at printing, Sniper Bladeworks was already sold out of a few knives / styles in their Signature Reload series, and running very low on others. But you still have...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie

FREE Miller Lite »

The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...

Ursula Octopus Bracelet

$29 Etsy »

Can't find an Octopus Teacher? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find the unleashed Kraken? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find a unicorn gift for your girlfriend? How about an Ursula...

LEGO Typewriter

$199.99 LEGO »

The LEGO Typewriter is here to tap-tap-tap out some n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-a. Some M-a-d M-e-n s-t-y-l-e. Some g-i-f-t f-o-r D-a-d perfection. Created as an adult building kit with over 2,000 pieces, the LEGO Typewriter...

Mystery Ranch 3-Way Briefcase

$150 Amazon »

How do you get a briefcase to morph between traditional office carrier, modern shoulder bag, and utilitarian backpack? It's a Mystery. Mystery Ranch, that is...

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office...

The dad joke's on Dad this Father's Day with these 17 silly & funny Father's Day gifts Dad will love. No, I take that back. No joke, just a gag...gift...or two. Some of my picks are cheesy and corny like the man himself - and will be cast aside and ignored after their novelty wears off, perhaps also...

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...

Rolling Toolbox Stool

$119 Amazon »

I see a lot of rolling toolboxes on the road but this Rolling Toolbox Stool looks like the kind of rolling toolbox I'd actually like to interact with. Or at least, since sitting on it would definitely turn me into my...

Pocket Piano - Modular, Magnetic Portable Piano

$1,032 - $1,215 Pocket Piano »

The Pocket Piano isn't quite pocket-sized, but this modular, snap-together magnetic piano is definitely portable enough to take and set up anywhere you want to play a 7-octave, 2-pedaled professional piano. Your mama's...

Snactiv Multi-Tasking Snacking Chopsticks

$13 - $22 Snactiv »

Nobody describes a pair of multi-tasking snacking chopsticks better than Snactiv themselves: "A completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool." And it doesn't stop there. Snactiv continues, in words after my very...

Dude's must see products for May 2021, not surprisingly, have a wondrous and wonderful theme running through them: summertime, summertime, sum-sum-summertime, baby! Oh the month of May, the month leading up to the official start of summer, it's almost better than June 20th itself. Because you know...

Small Viking Axe Game - Darts Meets Axe-Throwing

$116 Firebox.com »

You could call the Small Viking Axe Game darts meets axe-throwing. You could also call the Small Viking Axe Game possible injury meets probable injury. Little puncture wound meets giant gash with major blood loss. Bad...

Emo Football Parody Sports Shirts

We've seen emo football in the winces and whines of Tom Brady. Emo basketball in the tantrums of LeBron James. Emo soccer in the rolling on the ground, gripping a leg in pain from...pretty much every soccer player out...

ZMKC Nintendo Game Boy Keycap

$35 Drop »

Cap off your work day - or your gaming night - with a fly Nintendo Game Boy Keycap from ZMKC. These miniature versions of the console miniatures turn the handheld into a fingerheld, but still manage to include the distinguished...