Labrador Retriever Assistive Robot

The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who...

Ring Mug

$30.60 Etsy »

Question for Beyonce: if you like it, is it OK to just put a Ring Mug on it? Yeah...I didn't think so...

Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat

$49.99 - $92.99 Etsy »

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

Pizza Slice Serving Board

$49.50 - $96 Etsy »

What the point of a Pizza Slice Serving Board is I definitely do not know. It's essentially a round cutting board cut into 6 pizza-shaped "slices," each with a handle on the end so everyone can pull out one of the personal...

Good Sh*t: Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life

$17.99 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of sh*t we need right now. The good sh*t. Even if it's just the literal kind, I'll take it. Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life endeavors to be your doula of deuce-dropping...

Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers

$15.40 Amazon »

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

Outer Fire Pit Table

$4,450 Outer »

The Outer Fire Pit Table is an all-in-one backyard table, fireplace, and interactive BBQ. Use its griddle pans and stands to grill & chill on the patio throughout the year, or just cozy up alongside the open flame dancing...

Benchmade AEgir-Patterned Mini Osborne Pocket Knife

$700 Benchmade »

From the icy depths and treacherous squalls of the seas comes Benchmade's latest addition to their 940 Osborne family, the 945-221 Mini Osborne. A limited edition set to release this spring, it's a Gold Class pocket knife...

Boot Bananas Shoe Deodorizers

$20 Amazon »

The stench of well-worn, oft-sweated-in shoes is frikkin' bananas, yet the smell itself is nothing like actual bananas. And for that matter, Boot Bananas don't smell like bananas either, they're just banana-looking deodorizers...

Eva Solo Carry Minimalist TV Stand

$338 Eva Solo »

With a flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like an artist's easel. With no flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like a piece of gymnastics equipment. It's only...

Woo More Play Sensual Massage Oil Candle

$36.75 Amazon »

I'm not really sure why Woo More Play's sensual massage oil candle is named "Eat Me Out for Once." As far as I can tell, the muscle-rubbin' lube the melting wax of the candle produces is scented with sandalwood, papyrus...

BAGO - Glovebox Clip to Keep Bags Upright in the Car

Keep your to-go bags from to-going all over your car with BAGO, an adjustable clip that secures to your glovebox at one end, and a variety of takeout and grocery bags with a metal clamp at the other...

Hug Lamp

$279 Articture »

A warm 'n' fuzzy embrace makes for warm 'n' fuzzy table lighting in the Hug Lamp by Mark Mitchell. Mitchell designed the lamp in response to the pandemic, and his personal experience of being separated from his girlfriend...

E128: What Is This Thing?

$12.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 128 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Unigear Ski Boot Bag

$75.99 Amazon »

Skiing is so fun! Except for the traffic getting to the slopes, the parking in the resort's lot, the schlepping of your gear to the chair lift, and the waiting in line for a gondola once you get there. But once you get...

Malicious Bar Stool

$3,700 1stdibs »

If you think the Malicious Bar Stool is, er, malicious, check out what designer Merve Kahraman based her design on: ancient times' "Chair of Nails Torture," seating dotted with impalement-ready spikes, and used by inquisitors...

Adhesive Magnet Tape

$13.16 Amazon »

Haha, Mama, no excuse not to hang every one of my photos and pieces of artwork on the fridge anymore, now that I'm giving you this neverending* roll of Adhesive Magnet Tape! It's even specially formulated for thin, low-profile...

Grids & Guides: A Notebook for Visual Thinkers

$15.26 Amazon »

Right-brainers, step right up. Left-brainers, Grids & Guides hasn't left you out either. The Notebook for Visual Thinkers from Princeton Architectural Press contains 144 pages of "varied and unusual graph paper" intended...

Crotchless Yoga Pants

Who's up for a little downward dog...gy style? These Crotchless Yoga Pants from Cherry ChiChi proudly describe themselves as "yoga pants for sex." Just in case there was any confusion, or a moment's thought that they...

I hope you're ready to have a seat, because these 15 stunning sculptural chair designs are going to knock you off your feet...

SUBU Indoor/Outdoor Slippers

$60 Amazon »

Yeah. SUBU Indoor / Outdoor Slippers are indoor / outdoor slippers until the first time you wear them outdoors on the snowy, wet, muddy, dead-leaf-and-grass-strewn surfaces of winter. Then they become, exclusively, SUBU...

Amagami Ham Ham - Finger-Nibbling Comfort Pets

"Amagami" is a Japanese term for the inclination and act of babies and pets nibbling on your finger. And apparently this finger-nibbling - presumably without drawing blood or causing a nasty foreign saliva infection -...

Mushroom Trio Grow Kit

$84.99 Amazon »

Forest Origins guarantees you can grow your own mushrooms with their Mushroom Trio Grow Kit or they'll provide a full refund. Well, Forest Origins, first challenge of 2022 accepted. But you do realize in making this guarantee...

Adventure Mate AM-V2 Multi-Tool

$245 Amazon »

Ready for some adventure, mate? The AM-V2 from Adventure Mate is a 5-in-1 multi-tool ready to help you chop up, shovel up, hook up, hammer down, and saw through the outdoors. But, like, in a nice way...