Household

Fleece Fitted Mattress Cover

$128.99 Amazon »

Wow. You gotta be one cold woman to want to sleep on top of a mattress cover made of fleece. I'm not talking cold in the soul like my ex-girlfriend Karen. I'm talking cold in the toes that feel like ice cubes in a torture...

CoffeeB Globe Coffee Ball Brewer

$155 CoffeeB »

I've heard of a ball buster, but a ball brewer? Hmmm...sounds like it could be even worse! But in this case, at least as balls and brewing relate to coffee, CoffeeB says it is much, much better. The Swiss company has...

The Door Balancer - Keeps Out-of-Plumb Doors Open

$7.99 Amazon »

The Door Balancer is a small torsion spring that slips into a door hinge pin to keep out-of-plumb doors open. It eliminates the need for door props, door stops, door wedges, and Hodor...

Cooksy Hands-Free Surface Temperature Probe for Cooking

$199 Amazon »

Cooksy is here to help eliminate all those cooksy-daisies! in the kitchen. The hands-free surface temperature probe installs - via magnet, mount, or stand - over your skillets, pots, and pans on the stovetop to provide...

Gorilla Chair

$4,482 1stdibs »

A seat in the shape of an ape?! Sounds grape! I mean, great! The Gorilla Chair, while simple in name, and almost as simple in design, still manages to wow with its execution. Built with a pair of thick and low front legs...

Mechanical Metal Jellyfish Kinetic Sculpture

$498.98 Etsy »

You can trust me when I say this Mechanical Metal Jellyfish Kinetic Sculpture from MCA Studio is the coolest thing you'll see all week - all month if you're really into kinetic sculptures or jellyfish, all year if you're...

Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)

$40 - $65 Etsy »

These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...

Entropy Chair

It looks like the web of a spider on mushrooms. It looks like the OG Windows screensaver gone wrong. It looks like someone you would not want on your Apocalypse Team got ahold of the bungee cords. It looks like...entropy!...

Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame

$699 - $1,299 Amazon »

The Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame, now there's a bed that has "bachelor pad," "one night stand," "possible threesome," and "don't forget to turn those 16-color LEDs off when your mama stops by" written all over it. That...

Work Sharp Pocket Knife Sharpener

$14.95 Amazon »

They come runnin' just as fast as they can / 'Cause every dude crazy 'bout a sharp knife blade. Yeah, yeah, it's not my best song lyric parody. Sorry, Work Sharp and ZZ Top, your Pocket Knife Sharpener and Billboard Mainstream...

Puebco Minimalist Wire Step Stool

$76 Craighill »

Puebco's Wire Step Stool is industrial minimalism at its finest, and household tool engineering at its...well...okayest. Despite the Step Stool looking like a cool addition to your garage or modern kitchen, with a recommended...

The Mini Jumbotron

$2,950 - $3,950 The Mini Jumbotron »

The Mini Jumbotron! It's an oxymoron for your mancave! An oxymoron that's so cool it's fire too, with the design's quad of TVs able to pump out 4 different channels for sports fans during the NCAA Tournament or on NFL...

Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase

$25 Amazon »

The Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase is a great gift for kids, but not kids who can't handle things being taken away from them. Because while they'll relish doodling and tic-tac-toeing in glow-in-the-dark...

Cat Toiletry Bag & Organizer

$17.99 Amazon »

I'm about to let the cat out of the bag: this toiletry case & organizer looks like...a cat! I'm not even kitten you! It me-wowed and blew my mind too when I first saw it. But indeed, you can now store your grooming supplies...

Coiled Snake Bottle Opener

$89 Amazon »

This Coiled Snake Bottle Opener from COPPERTIST.WU is made of solid brass, with hand-carved scales to give it a weighty and uniquely textured feel, along with a sexy look, as it assists you in opening your equally sexy...

Boomerang Bed

The Boomerang Bed is the perfect name for Portuguese designer Joao Teixeira's piece of sleep-work-hang furniture. With its slidable work, dining, and streaming table, and relaxing, minimalist aesthetic, it's the bed...

Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit

$49.95 Amazon »

Somethin's brewin' up in here, and for once, it's not a fight. Not a beer, pot of coffee, or cup of tea for your mama this time either. With the Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit, what's brewin' is...well...yeah. Hard cider...

Penny Clock

$325 Etsy »

Nothing says it better than this Penny Clock from Fun Cool Wall Clocks: time is money...

Great Wrap Compostable Cling Wrap

$9.90 - $35 Great Wrap »

Great Wrap didn't invent compostable cling wrap - there are several listings for eco-friendly food wrap on Amazon - but I'm thinking, based on the product's name, they've made compostable cling wrap great. Which would...

Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer

$599 Amazon »

I categorized the Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer as a potential gift for pet lovers in Dude's excellent collection of gift guides, but I'm wondering if this wind cage wouldn't be better suited as a gift for the pet hater...

Caulk Condoms

$8.99 Amazon »

Not only does the term "caulk condom" create a tee-hee-hee double entendre, but these caulk-saving caps also look like little sperms when unrolled. What a great reminder gift for men to protect both their open caulk so...

Manual Coffee Grinder with Ceramic Burrs

$14.44 - $49.99 Amazon »

From bean to brew, I made this coffee by hand! See this manual coffee grinder - with ceramic burrs so there's no thermal conductiv- what? No, She-Ra: Princess of Power, I didn't grow and harvest the beans myself...

Bat Shelf

$29.95 Amazon »

I wouldn't think a Bat Shelf, a black shelf with a bat cutout serving as its mounting panel, could appeal to very many different demographics, but as I peruse this Bat Shelf's listing, I am impressed to say I am wrong...

Polar Bear Chilling on Iceberg Bowl

$32.77 Amazon »

Not to be a wet blanket about something as adorable as a bowl with a polar bear chilling on an iceberg at its center, but, uh, pretty soon the image is going to be a snapshot of history. A myth-like representation of...