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Flegg - Flip & Serve Egg Ring

$17.95 Dreamfarm »

I think the Flegg's functionality is very cool - it's an egg ring that allows the user to flip and serve fried eggs easy-peasy, with no broken yolks, no misplacements on the plate, and no unwanted encounters with the...

Hefty Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice Trash Bags

$18.99 Amazon »

Hefty describes this box of trash bags as "Ultra Strong Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice," and while I'm assuming the first part refers to the tensile strength of the 13-gallon tall kitchen can inserts, the way it reads is as a...

Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set

$29.95 Amazon »

Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...

Iron Mando Porcelain Helmet

$750 Discommon »

The Iron Mando Porcelain Helmet is what happens when creative visionaries and skilled artists don't want to get sued by Disney or Marvel. Discommon, the design firm behind the Iron Mando, calls their full-size porcelain...

Ultra Low Profile Offset Screwdriver Set

$16.80 Amazon »

Sure does suck when you need to screw, but all the tools you've got to do it with are just too big. Too long. Too high-profile. Am I right, dudes? Am I right, ladies? Am I right, Henry Cavill? So let's all take a moment...

Ice Cream Duck Night Light

$37.18 The Apollo Box »

It's an ice cream cone made of Vanilla Duck Butt with Candied Orange Feet. Or! It's a duck on his feet who's buried half his body inside an ice cream cone, because it's obviously easier for him to gobble out the no-chewing-required...

Rugboard Tempered Glass Cutting Board

$14.99 - $19.90 Amazon »

You know I have to say it: the Rugboard will really tie your meals together. ... Or at least encourage your guests to pee on them. While not specifically a nod to The Big Lebowski like The Dude's Rug Cutting Board, no...

The Seahorse Lounger

Don't get me wrong, The Seahorse Lounger is certainly a design worthy of attention, and possibly placement in your living room. It thrives in both its standout appearance, and creator Andrew Roberts' sustainable approach...

Eggler Egg Cracker, Peeler & Slicer

$12.95 Dreamfarm »

I'd dig it if the Eggler were a new McDonald's character who steals McMuffins, but I must say, I like it almost as much that the Eggler is actually a new 3-in-1 kitchen tool from Dreamfarm that cracks, peels, and slices...

Jolie Filtered Showerhead

$165 Amazon »

Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...

The Pocket Pillow

$14.99 Amazon »

Hand strain. Neck strain. Spinal discomfort. Laziness. The Pocket Pillow solves at least one problem we all experience trying to use or watch streaming content on our phones and tablets on the couch or in bed...

Doorricade Door Security Bar

$89.95 Amazon »

Dooricade: for your front door. For your back door. For your bedroom door. For your bathroom door. It's a door security bar for anywhere you are that you want those on the other side to know You! Shall! Not! Pass!...

Melting Rugs

$121 - $156.75 Etsy »

These Melting Rugs are affordable tributes to (i.e., cheap copies of?) Azerbaijani visual artist Faig Ahmed's original surreal designs. The funky runners come in a variety of colorways and sizes, including custom requests...

Banana Leaf Silicone Lid for Food Storage & Cooking

$24.30 - $32.99 Amazon »

This silicone lid for food storage and cooking isn't bananas. It's banana leafs! ... Fine, grammar police (aka Mama), banana leaves...

Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool

$31.95 Amazon »

Leaks are never, ever a good thing. Well, unless they're coming out of your pee hole and entering into an appropriate receptacle, bringing you great relief. But otherwise, nyet. Leaking roofs, Leaking oil pans, leaking...

Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head

$122.04 - $344.96 Amazon »

Make it rain, Delta Faucet! ... I'll even provide the cash you need to do it, because the rain I'm talking about isn't coming from a cash cannon, but the 2-in-1 shower head of Delta Faucet's HydroRain...

Penis Charcuterie Board

$29.99 Amazon »

No one will be able to beat your meat, or resist your cheese, or help but grab your berries, when you arrange them atop the Penis Charcuterie Board. It's the best reference to genitalia I've seen in a serving tray since...

AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan

$69.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan. It's a quiet fan system with an LCD display, smart thermostat control, and customizable fan speeds that looks and fits in place like...

Doorhickey Hands-Free Sliding Glass Door Opener

$14.99 Doorhickey »

I know "Doorhickey" is a play on the word "doohickey," but dudes. Doesn't it make you think of someone getting a hickey from a door too? I know, I'm not quite sure how that would work either, but, like, maybe they have...

Duck Armchair

$446.42 The Apollo Box »

Replace that foul-looking chair in your living room with a fowl-looking one. This Duck Armchair brings a clever design to a very cozy-looking lounge chair. Plus, it's ducking adorable, and will surely quack up anyone...

Microwave Ramen Cooker

$12.99 Amazon »

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

Junk Drawer Starter Kit

$24.99 - $35.99 Etsy »

At first I thought the Junk Drawer Starter Kit was some sort of gag gift, a box full of tangled paper clips and rubber bands, cables for long gone electronics, and at least 3 items that make you go, "What Is This Thing?"...

Hanger Diversion Safe

$17.99 Amazon »

Uh, calling it a Hanger "Diversion Safe" is a bit generous, I'd say. Yes, the set of zippered pockets attaches to a clothes hanger, and yes, you can then cover it with a shirt or coat or something to hide it from sight...

Big Joe Dorm Bean Bag Chair

$54.67 - $66.99 Amazon »

Back to school is my favorite time of year. It's the time brats small and large, preschool-aged to needed-that-fifth-year-in-undergrad-aged, return to their classrooms, and stop clogging up the lunchtime lines at my favorite...