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hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker

$129.99 Amazon »

There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...

Cracker Throw Pillows

$16.49 Amazon »

Check out my cracker throw pillow. Pretty Ritzy, eh? With a handful of realistic 3D designs to choose from, these soda crackers are crackin' me up. They also come in round and rectangular shapes, so you can use your home...

Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders

$9.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure these look so much like Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders as they do, uh, Butter Voldemort's Children Butter Keepers & Spreaders. Or maybe Butter Kyle from South Park's Little Brother Ike Butter...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Paper Airplane Desk Lamp

$425 Mousarris »

Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$34.71 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

United States Geology Map

$59 - $899 Etsy »

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office...

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...

Rolling Toolbox Stool

$119 Amazon »

I see a lot of rolling toolboxes on the road but this Rolling Toolbox Stool looks like the kind of rolling toolbox I'd actually like to interact with. Or at least, since sitting on it would definitely turn me into my...

Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)

$32 Etsy »

The beauty of these Penis Surprise Aprons - I mean aside from their lovely fabric choices, and anatomically correct fleece interpretations of giant dicks - is that they're perfect gifts for everyone!...

Mix Tape Doormat

$45 Etsy »

The Mix Tape Doormat greets guests with a little "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Walk This Way" as they head in, some "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", perhaps a round of "Love Shack" while they're hangin' with you, and then...

Rabbit Freezable Whiskey & Beer Glasses

$30 - $35 Amazon »

Dilution, be gone! Whether you're a whiskey or a beer lover - or need a gift for Dad who downs his fair share of both - Rabbit's Freezable Whiskey & Beer Glasses will chill your libation of choice to the perfect mouthfeel...

Slobproof Fillable Brush Pens for Paint Touch-Ups

$9.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate...

Mix Tapes Sponges

$9.99 Perpetual Kid »

Queue up your 80s and 90s playlists and get your scrub on with Mix Tapes Sponges, squishy scouring bricks armed with the cleaning power of 3 layers of bristle and foam, and the meticulously selected and sequenced songs...

TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums

Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...

Smelly Proof Heavy Duty No-Odor Reusable Bags

$7.49 - $18.99 Amazon »

Bear tested, stoner approved. Smelly Proof Heavy Duty Bags are resealable, reusable, no-odor storage solutions "designed to create an ecosystem that blocks vapors and oxygen from entering or exiting the nylon reinforced...

Grovemade Task Knife

$60 - $120 Grovemade »

The Grovemade Task Knife is a chunky little blade, but hey, if anyone's a believer that big is beautiful, it's this dude. And don't get me wrong, Grovemade's light-duty blade is no obnoxious HALO V 3X 32" switchblade...

Midnight Slice Ergonomic Food Slicer

Well, I've got to sliiiice to feed them pizza / And I'm booooound to make sure they eats-a / And I've got weak hands and some joint pain / But it's not gonna get in my way, no / Not gonna F my wrist with The Midnight...

JoyFous Retractable Rolling Shower Screen

$99 - $169 JoyFous »

JoyFous is a retractable rolling shower screen made for 3-wall bathtubs. It's mold-resistant, watertight, inexpensive, and here to absolutely ruin showering. Doesn't JoyFous know half the fun of climbing in a tub and...

ULTRALEGGERA - The World's Lightest Chair

Like any similar claim, I think ULTRALEGGERA should add a qualification to their assertion: The World's Lightest Chair...So Far. At just under 3.7 pounds (1660 grams), the ULTRALEGGERA is the aerogel of seating, but instead...

Why Are We Not Having Sex Right Now? Neon Sign

$199.99 Amazon »

Yeah, dude. Why aren't we having sex right now? I mean, not with each other, though I'm sure you're great and all. No, but why aren't we having sex right now with other people? Our significant others? Eager beavers we...