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The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook

$19.99 Amazon »

The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook is on its way to win the hearts and destroy the kitchens of all the Messy Jesses and Messy Tessies out there. I believe the 35+ recipes it contains are even edible!...

Yoga for the Inflexible Male

$12.89 Amazon »

Yoga for the Inflexible Male is funny, but it's no joke. Written by Yoga Matt (yuk, yuk, yuk) the book provides 3 dude-specific yoga practices, designated as such by their attention to men who can't even bend over and...

Fireball-Shooting Harry Potter Wands

$56.99 Amazon »

These Harry Potter Wands that shoot real fireballs are here to wish you and yours a Lumos!, an Incendio!, maybe even, if you don't follow fire safety practices, an Avada Kedavra! Halloween!...

Citizen Bones Humanoid Fishing Lures

David Maher of Citizen Bones Fishing emailed me to suggest his Humanoid (and Skeleton!) Fishing Lures for a product write up, and it reminded me of something: I get a lot of stupid, awful, and pushy product suggestions...

Goblies Throwable Paintballs

$10.50 Amazon »

You don't shoot 'em, you don't drop 'em like a bomb, and you definitely don't Goblies them up. Goblies Throwable Paintballs are soft and squishy projectiles that throw like a water balloon, and land in an explosion of...

Remote Control Hissing Cobra

$21.99 Amazon »

A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush. Especially if the snake is this remote control hissing cobra, and the hand is yours, guiding its lifelike, 17" slithering body and retractable tongue toward your friend Cornelius...

National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher

$39.99 Amazon »

Perhaps I should clarify. The National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher does not stand 200 feet tall. It shoots its 1-foot-tall Power Rocket up to 200 feet in the air. But you knew that, right? If not, and you're in...

Magnetdabbles Dual-Tip Magnetic Pens & Fidget Toys

$20 - $49 Magnetdabbles »

Magnetdabbles is for dudes and ladies and kiddos who dabble in many different disciplines, but mostly those involving drawing, doodling, fidgeting, and being mesmerized by magnets. And don't think in choosing their demographic...

Fowling - Portable Football Bowling Game

$249.95 Amazon »

Fowling is pronounced like "foal" not "fowl," but it's not fooling anyone into thinking the majority of gameplay is going to consist of the latter. In both iterations of the homophone. Combining football and bowling into...

Snoopy Is Joe Cool Motorized Model Kit

$39.99 Amazon »

This Snoopy Is Joe Cool snap-together plastic motorized model kit is here for all the die-hard Peanuts fans, and maybe even more so for all the dues and ladies with alter-egos out there. Clark Kent, Donald Glover, Calvin...

Skull Dice

$15.75 Amazon »

Roll the bones, baby! No question why the term applies to these Skull Dice, but do you know why playing dice not stylized to look like human skulls is also referred to as playing "bones"? Yeah, me neither. You should...

Daggerfish Handreels for Backpack Fishing

$45 - $75 Daggerfish »

Fishing. Now that's another skill I don't have and would...not be inclined to learn. Don't get me wrong, these Daggerfish Handreels for backpack fishing look like great designs, and will definitely keep an angler's trekking...

Crotch Staring Cat with Swappable Crotch Parts

A Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts? Being a reluctant, yet attentive, cat owner, I can say this toy from Chinese cartoonist QianLi Ma is not based on real life. At least not in my experience. Now a Crotch...

Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook

$31.49 Amazon »

Not even looking at the blurb before I write this: if they want to call it Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook, there better be recipes for a big salad, a chocolate babka, a marble rye, and some motherf'ing soup inside...

Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing

$39.78 Amazon »

The Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing looks like something I would have played on everyday when I was a kid, but is now recalled, discontinued, and outlawed because it's too dangerous, and uncoordinated, sedentary children...

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

$12.99 Amazon »

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb." Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food?...

Aromatherapy for Parrots

$15.99 Amazon »

Aromatherapy for Parrots. Um...what? Is this real life? As if aromatherapy for humans weren't enough of a joke, now we need the ultimate guide to smelling your way to calm and happiness for, for birds? No wait, not even...

LEGO Atari 2600

$239.99 LEGO »

Assembling the 2,532 bricks of this LEGO Atari 2600 building set is going to take, like, 17 hours. AKA the record number I logged for a single day of playing Asteroids when I was 12...

Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike

$3,999.99 Indian Motorcycle »

Despite Indian Motorcyle's best aesthetic efforts, the Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike still looks more like a bicycle than a motorcycle, but hey. At least you don't need a license to ride one. You'll get a few other...

Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic Blaster

$79 Amazon »

We all gotta change with the times, and Nerf is no exception. Sure, the introduction of the brand's first ever gel pellet blaster, the Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic, doesn't mean they're giving up on foam darts and Hyper rounds...

LEGO The Office

$119.99 LEGO »

The Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is now LEGO'd for business. Please see yourself to Michael's office to enjoy a chat with the World's Best Boss, the conference room in anticipation of this being the day the DVD icon...

Trekking the National Parks Board Game

$50 Amazon »

So many national parks, so little time to hike and camp and do #2s (and then bury them like a responsible nature lover) in them all. Well fret not, my dudes and ladies, because even if you can't hop in the Sprinter Van...

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

$9.39 Amazon »

The 12-inch menaces are coming for you! You might think How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is a parody, a humorous manual for the coffee tables of lawn ornament enthusiasts. But consider how garden gnomes have evolved...

Juniper Books Lord of the Rings: The Complete Writings

$244.99 Amazon »

What's in a name? When you're talking Lord of the Rings, years of work, millions of fans, and billions of dollars in book and film revenue. And when you're talking Juniper Books? Dust jackets...