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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

$15.98 Amazon »

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows could also be called John Koenig's Dictionary of Words He Made Up Himself to Describe Very Specific Feelings. But that title doesn't sound as nice, and probably wouldn't make most people...

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Pillow Pets Chewbacca

$31.99 Amazon »

Uhhhh, did Chewbacca get partially mutated into a worm? What exactly was in those Wookiee Cookies you fed him, Pillow Pets? I feel like Disney is going to press charges over this. Especially when they see things get even...

SPAM Yahtzee

$23.98 Amazon »

SPAM Yahtzee! Is that what happens when you nail a spammer? Or what happens when a spammer nails you, and everyone in your contacts list? In this case, unfortunately or fortunately depending on which one you think it...

Cooking with Deadpool

$16.62 Amazon »

Hope you like chimichangas. Or at least, like Deadpool himself, saying the word because Cooking with Deadpool is a cookbook filled exclusively with recipes for chimichangas...

Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit

$17.73 Amazon »

CIY Mando and Baby Yoda! That's crochet-it-yourself with the Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit. It includes step-by-step instructions for 12 characters, plus the 10 colors of yarn, eyes, needles, and stuffing you...

Viking Rune Divination Set

$61.87 Amazon »

Welp, an Elder Futhark Viking Rune Divination Set is about as trustworthy of a source for news and information about the future as anything else these days. Seller The Norse Tradesman even calls using the set for fortune-telling...

Good Sh*t: Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life

$17.99 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of sh*t we need right now. The good sh*t. Even if it's just the literal kind, I'll take it. Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life endeavors to be your doula of deuce-dropping...

Star Wars Potato Head: The Yamdalorian & The Tot

The Tot! Yet another precious name for The Mandalorian's Baby Yoda / The Child / Grogu. And joining The Tot in this latest piece of Star Wars Potato Head merch: Mando himself as The Yamdalorian...

7 Deadly Sins Playing Cards Box Set

$19.99 Amazon »

Since the holidays are over, seems like we should be focusing less on the 7 Deadly Sins in our playing cards box sets, and more on poker nights and COVID-quarantined hours of solitaire with suits sporting the 7 Heavenly...

Jumbo Leather Journals

$34.99 - $79.99 Etsy »

Supersize your efforts to write it down or sketch it out with these handmade jumbo leather journals from Lake City Leathercraft. The tomes measure 13" long x 10" wide, and come in a variety of embossed and bejeweled styles...

LEGO Puzzle Boxes

$25 - $155 Etsy »

All LEGO sets present their builders with a puzzle of sorts, but cheat3 Puzzles levels up the process with their LEGO Puzzle Boxes. The brick formations arrive assembled, and in your choice of Easy, Medium, or Hard difficulty...

Protection from Burnout! Pocket Guide

$2.50 Etsy »

Protection from Burnout!: A Workaholic's Guide to Taking a Fucking Break is a pocket-sized how-to for the overworked and overwrought that many, many, many...most...almost all of us could use right now. Except for my Aunt...

American Foods Scratch Off Map

$32.95 Etsy »

All foodies and hungry people know the best way to go through the USA is to eat your way through the USA, and this American Foods Scratch Off Map is going to make easy work for all the big and adventurous travelers with...

The Penis / The Vagina: An Owner's Guide

$16.52 Amazon »

Pssshhh! I don't need no stinkin' owner's guide to my own penis. ... ... Do I? According to Dr. Brooke Ah Shay, I sure cock-a-doodle-do. And so do you. What, you don't have a penis? Welp, take The Penis: An Owner's Guide...

Knuckle Slingshot

$9.50 - $10 Etsy »

Radiant Artifacts' Knuckle Slingshot probably won't be catching you dinner or intimidating any bad guys slipped over your Pointer and Tallman fingers, but loaded up with marshmallows or felt balls, the projectile shooter...

Rude Candy Bar Wrapper Mashups (NSFW)

$2.76 - $6.24 Etsy »

Previously I would have thought it rude for you to have a candy bar and not share it with me. But now that I see Fits & Giggles' rude candy bar wrapper mashups - Twat! Dick! Shithead! Rugmuncher! Ole Fuckface! And the...

Skateable Synthetic Ice

$244.99 - $3,699.99 Amazon »

For hockey players and skaters, these skateable synthetic ice tiles are a step up from those back-and-forth slide boards you have to wear shoe booties to use, but still a step down from EZ Ice, a real DIY backyard ice...

Wine Escape Room Game

My wife has never been a fan of escape rooms. She says they make her nervous. (The truth: she just hates group projects, or collaborating with other people on anything, in any capacity whatsoever.) However. I believe...

Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition

$79.99 Amazon »

In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$13.49 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...

Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit

$224.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

Tipsy Elves, makers of the Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit, sells them with a warning: "Caution: These ski suits may cause hand fatigue from excessive high fives." But I disagree. Based on the snow onesie's nod to the paper cup print...

A Visual Learner's Guide to Being a Grown-Up

$14.99 Amazon »

Tables, lists, and charts. Yep, those all sound like boring grown-up things. But wait! These are tables, lists, and charts from the mind of Matt Shirley. Tables, lists, and charts created, consolidated, and collated into...

Star Wars Death Star 1oz Gold Coin

I'd really like one of these Star Wars Death Star 1oz Gold Coins, but I'm pretty sure buying one would be the death of me. Either via superlaser to the face, or fist to the face if my wife found out I spent $2,900 on...

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure

$22.49 Amazon »

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure author Eric Wareheim is an actor, director, winemaker, and foodie. But you might know him best as Arnold, Dev's giant "token white friend" in Master of None, who develops a fondness for...