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T-Rex Foam Dart Gun

$29.99 Amazon »

Usually T-Rex is all about shoving things into his mouth, but here in T-Rex Foam Dart Gun form he takes a turn at spewing them out. His resultant destruction and turmoil remain the same. Nice shot, T-Rex! You hit my mama's...

Micro Arcade Oregon Trail Game

$19.99 Amazon »

Get ready to die of a little dysentery with Micro Arcade's miniature Oregon Trail game. It's all the fun, disease, and starvation of a covered-wagon road trip condensed into a handheld console the size of a credit card...

LEGO Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block

$169.99 LEGO »

If you thought beating Super Mario 64 was hard to beat, get ready to try to conquer LEGO's new 2,064-piece Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block build. It might feel a little like banging your head against a...question mark...

Giant Stuffed Tarantula

$860 - $980 Etsy »

As Brian Fellow would say, this giant stuffed tarantula is "one fuzzy bug. That's crazy!" And thought he'd still be wrong about the bug part, Lifelike Spider Art's supersized arachnids are indeed fuzzy. Very, very fuzzy...

Alien: The Official Cookbook

$28.43 Amazon »

Like cooking? Like the Alien movie franchise? Most importantly, like making grotesque images out of your food? Alien: The Official Cookbook has hugged the face and burst forth from the chest of author Chris-Rachael Oseland...

Indoor Wheelie Trainer

Ready to start poppin' wheelies like a G6? This Indoor Wheelie Trainer - OK, technically DIY Indoor Wheelie Trainer - from The Q fuses a cycling trainer, some wood, and a tie-down strap into a lean, mean trick-teachin'...

Nintendo Switch-Style Pop Bubble Fidget Toy

$14.99 Amazon »

This Nintendo Switch-style pop bubble fidget toy might be the coolest low-tech - no-tech, really - gadget I've ever seen. Your kid wants entertainment? Check. Your kid wants to play games? Check. Calm down and relax?...

Am I a Dude? (A Little Dudeist Book)

$12.99 Amazon »

Am I a Dude? as a children's book title can have so many connotations these days, but here, my dudes, James Duncan's Little Dudeist Book naturally refers to a kiddo's potential for membership to the "Number One religion...

Sneakers: Next Size Up

$100 Amazon »

Milk's forthcoming Sneakers: Next Size Up is a 2-volume tome on sneaker culture begging for display on the shelves and coffee tables of sneakerheads...

Schrodinger's Cat in a Box Thought Experiment

$12 Etsy »

Is Schrodinger's Cat alive or dead? Teachers can talk about it with their class, hosts can hash it out with their game night guests, and crazy cat ladies can get deep in discussion about it with their tabbies with Day...

Modern Kids' Playhouse

$3,302.64 - $11,540.82 Etsy »

David Lamolla's modern kids' playhouses are smart and snazzy designs for your budding architects, your preschool aesthetes, and your own (usually futile) efforts not to trash up your yard with a bunch of kiddie crap...

The Shining Floor Plan Jigsaw Puzzle

$16.99 Amazon »

Really? When turning horror classic The Shining into a jigsaw puzzle they went with the floor plan of the Overlook Hotel rather than Nicholson's Heeeere's Johnny! face busting through the door?...

NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster

$94.99 Hasbro Pulse »

Guess what's coming out next, next fall. A NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster that might look like the one above! In packaging that may resemble that which you see before you. Hasbro Pulse is offering up a presale of the...

The James Bond Archives - No Time To Die Edition

$200 Taschen »

Taschen first issued The James Bond Archives in 2012 as an "XL book." This October, in conjunction with the release of the latest Bond film, No Time To Die, they'll debut a new edition - fittingly, the No Time to Die...

22K Gold Layered Uncirculated Two Dollar Bill

$19.95 Amazon »

This $2 bill is worth its weight in gold! ... Which is still about $2. At least in terms of its legal tender value, despite being layered in 22K gold. Of course, you'll pay many times that for a chance to own the 22K...

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

$8.99 Amazon »

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity? Come on, Carlo Cipolla, don't be giving ambitious idiots any more ideas! How about a book called The Basic Laws of Human Intelligence & Rationality instead?...

Rolz Roll-Up Chess & Checkers Set

$109.95 Amazon »

Get your king-me lolz and show off your Queen's Gambit skillz with Rolz, a chess and checkers set with a fine-looking notched wood board that rolls up for both play and display anywhere.coffee table or bookshelf at home...

All-Terrain RC Batmobile

$49.99 Amazon »

They say this All-Terrain RC Batmobile is a 1:15 scale model, and after reading that all I would like to know is: where the big-budget blockbuster is the 1:1 scale real-life All-Terrain Batmobile? I don't recall Keaton...

Aerobie Sonic Fin 100-Yard Football

$14.99 Amazon »

The Aerobie Sonic Fin Football sees the Wingball's 88MPH throwing speeds, and offers up its own feat of foam football strength: a pro-level throwing distance of up to 100 yards. You know, like, Russell Wilson-style...

BionicOpter Advanced RC Dragonfly

Festo says its BionicOpter was inspired by dragonfly flight, and can perform great feats of flight and function. I'm not going to argue with that, but I would like to point out 2 things: 1) This supposed highly advanced...

Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough

$29.95 Amazon »

I think the primary reason I would need a jar of Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough is to calm back down after seeing how much Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough costs. Isn't this just smelly Silly Putty...

Playdate Handheld Game System

$179 Playdate »

What's old is new again. The Playdate handheld game system will officially debut this year, with preorders beginning on July 29, 2021. Unlike Nintendo's own Switch (itself coming out with some shiny new upgrades) the...

Rubber Chicken Slingshots

$14.99 Amazon »

If you don't give a flying cluck about these rubber chicken slingshots, then...more rubber chicken slingshots for me! This listing is for a party-ready pack of 30 finger fliers, each ready to partake in some poultry shenanigans...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$14.95 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...