14 of the Best Holiday Decorations for 2020

Gemmy's A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Airblown Inflatable might be the easiest way to make sure your house is the one cars park outside to stare at this holiday season. ... Maybe tied with tossing together a mannequin scene of Santa in an orgy with some of his lingerie-clad Little Helpers.

Anyway, my point is there's no need to spend the time and frustration, plus possible fuse blows and falls off the roof, going all Clark Griswold to project your Christmas Spirit this year. You just need a Gemmy projector to do it for you. The Christmas Story Living Projection Airblown Inflatable uses "advanced, high-tech image mapping" to roll 5 scenes from the life of Ralphie Parker across a 96" x 22" in x 89" blow-up screen shaped like a retro television set.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. But I'll put up with your bah-humbug comments and general cantankerousness if you'll wear a jacket and baseball cap and help me cheat drive in the carpool lane.

The Grinch Airblown Inflatable Car Buddy self-inflates to 42" x 17" x 24" of passenger-seat-ready positioning. Just buckle your green grump up to hold him in place for festive drives during everything from your morning commute to Christmas parades.

Alternatively, use the stakes and tethers included with the Grinch Airblown Inflatable Car Buddy to set him up as a Christmas decoration on your front lawn.

Twerking Santa Claus and his rump-shakin' special sauce aren't new for this Christmas season, but the fact that he's back on the shelves means something even better: the booty bouncer is well on his way to becoming a holiday classic.

Twerking Santa, who likes big butts and cannot lie per the demo video (you can see it here), stands about 13.5" tall, which sounds pretty long, strong, and down to get the friction on to me. In addition to adding Twerking Santa as the ass cherry on top of your own festive decor, you might also consider his battery- and push-button-operated cheeky moves and grooves for a literal offering in this year's Dirty Santa gift exchange.

Wife or girlfriend wishing for a kitty under the Christmas tree this year? Welp, get her a Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet and you'll basically be giving her exactly what she asked for. While saving yourself the allergic reactions, claw marks, and litter box duties.

Typically it's the kitties that can't wait to pounce on your Christmas tree, but with this reusable crotch wig we see what might be the first Christmas tree that can't wait to pounce on your kitty. We've seen that which they call "merkins" around here before, and while the Kitty Carpet doesn't use real human hair or try to replicate the coarse and coiled look of real bushy pubic hair, it is still recommended for use in covering up "botched Brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays."