16 Stellar Stocking Stuffers for 2020

Taco fiends, and basic taco enthusiasts feeling a little forlorn about the lack of Taco Tuesday options during the pandemic , will appreciate the Taco Toaster's valuable service. Trade the crumbly, stale packs of Ortega and Old El Paso for these funky, foot-lookin' toaster tools that make easy work of forming fresh, hot, cruncherrific taco shells to order. Each Taco Toaster is 5-1/8" long x 3/4" wide x 6-1/2" tall, and fits most toaster slots.

A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as packed with puns as they are with protein.

Halley's Comet might be more impressive when it comes to celestial visuals, but Haley's Corker is where it's at for not spilling leftover wine in your fridge, and preserving open bottles with an airtight seal. And - no wait, don't roll your eyes, there's so much more.

Haley's Corker is actually a 5-in-1 wine multi-tool, able to aerate your vino, pour it neatly, and filter out sunken sediment, in addition to providing a leak-proof seal, and keeping fresh plonk fresher for plonger.

In honor of not flying to see your family this year, crap presents with no gift receipt you just have to donate to Goodwill, and that jolly fat white mass of heart disease waiting to happen hosting lap sessions via Zoom, behold. Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition!

Let everyone know how you're faring this year with a Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin. The horizontal health meters charge up in sunlight, and then glow neon green in the dark at your choice of Full Life, Mostly Alive, or Mostly Dead levels. Get one of each to reflect the ups and downs of life, from fresh and ready to conquer, to barely clinging on (but ready to make one last stand, and go down fighting!)

Glowing Life Bar maker Critical Hit Shop will personalize the pins with any name or other word / phrase you'd like, up to 17 characters.

Want a building brick that's a little more...concrete? Mini Materials Construct-a-Blocks are 1:12 scale building sets based on the company's popular miniature cinder blocks, but with nubs and notches rather than complete cutouts, to make them easier to stack and connect.

Where there's smoke there's usually fire, and where there's smoke and a pen, there's usually a vaporizer, but in this case, there's a Regin S220 Smoke Pen. The Smoke Pen is a home maintenance tool for smokers and non-smokers alike to use in detecting air leaks, verifying ventilation systems, determining negative or positive air pressure, and ensuring they don't find themselves amidst the type of smoke that does indicate a fire.

These 3D domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots bring a next level night sky to the kids' room, or the living room whose ceiling you find yourself staring at more and more lately. The pack of 606 adhesive dots create a more realistic, textured starry sky look with their 3 different sizes and convex, 3-dimensional shape.

Insert a whole, "East-Coast-style" skinny stick of butter into the Butter Twist, and enjoy an all-in-one butter overlord able to dispense precise butter measurements for cooking, or just the tip of the stick for smearing all over your toast, corn, baking pan, and body. Once you've gotten your butter fix, the Butter Twist sucks the stick back into its tunnel for sealed storage in the fridge.