Dude's Must See Products for July 2022

Ooh, get part lawnmower, part Back to the Future with Sun Joe's Electric Hover Mower. The plug-in grass barber's 10-amp motor spins at up to 7,000 RPM, creating a cushion of air, and its namesake hover effect. Look, Ma! No wheels!

The Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is now LEGO'd for business. Please see yourself to Michael's office to enjoy a chat with the World's Best Boss, the conference room in anticipation of this being the day the DVD icon bounces right into the corner of the screen, or the reception area to help Kevin clean up his chili.

LEGO is releasing an official The Office building brick set on October 1, 2022, finally giving the hit series its due alongside recent sets for Seinfeld and Friends.

Why would you buy gifts for people you don't like much? Because they're family, and you have to. Or, though they're not really a friend, they're part of your friend group, and they're having a birthday party, and you have to. Or you drew them for Secret Santa, and you have to. Or they're your girlfriend / boyfriend, and you haven't found the guts to break up with them yet...and you have to.

So. If you have to buy gifts for people you don't like much, why not make them subversive gifts? Gifts them undermine their recipients, bring them down a notch or two, embarrass the smugness right out of them. You like it? Yeah, me too. Enjoy.

The bad news: Solethreads Recliner Flip-Flops are not made from actual recliners. The good news: they're made from actual yoga mats instead. This is probably even better because, while recliners are indeed muy comfortable for you back and butt regions, would you really want to stand on top of one all day? Yoga mats on the other hand - get those toesies ready for some supreme squishy-foam comfort.

It's called the Rocket because it has enough tools to build you a spaceship to Mars! ... No, not really. But the Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool from Tekto Gear does pack a galactic number of implements into a Pluto-sized package primed to be your new favorite piece of EDC.

How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our condo complex is haunted and they should really stay in a hotel or Airbnb instead, how have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle?!

Welp, as they say, better late than never.

The leaves may not be falling yet, but look at them up there. All green and wispy, shaking their golden ratioed little asses in the wind. They're just biding their time. Waiting for a few brisk nights. A random September snow. And then...it's brown and on the ground, en masse, like that.

So no, my dudes, the leaves may not be falling yet, but you know, and I know, and the Gardena Leaf & Lawn Collector knows one thing for sure: Autumn is coming.

The BeTRITON Amphibious Camper-Trike is finally taking after the first Little Piggy and going to market! Formerly known, and seen here, as the Z-Triton, this 2.0 upgraded and rebranded recreational vehicle is still 100% electric, 100% versatile, and most importantly if you need a most stellar gift for your girlfriend, 100% adorable.

For the BeTRITON, "amphibious" means you can ride the vehicle on land using its electric-assisted bicycle front half and the two-wheeled camper the partial bike tows behind it, or drive it through the water via an electric boat motor and steering controls located in the camper end's cabin (i.e., the opposite end of the bike handlebars). The BeTRITON is made to carry and sleep 2 people at a time, and suitable both for a day of recreation around town, or longer distance adventures through nature.

There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot that the victim himself must bear and beam to his own torment! It even has 3 different lighting modes!

Ultra-flat and ultra-light aren't typically words you'd use to describe a Ferrari, but the RM UP-01 Ferrari Watch still manages to capture the spirit of the brand with its other ultras. An ultra-groundbreaking design. An ultra-sleek aesthetic. Ultra-luxe materials. And an ultra-extravagant price tag.

The RM UP-01 Ferrari is a collaboration between the automaker and Swiss luxury watch brand Richard Mille. At just 1.75mm, or 0.07", thick, it does what the CST-01 failed to do, and beats out the Piaget Altiplano Ultimate Concept by 0.25mm.

Zero Breeze's Mark 2 is a portable air conditioner made especially for off-grid encounters with excessive heat. The unit is battery-powered, and can operate with your own 24V battery supply, or one of Zero Breeze's (no generator required) to cool surrounding spaces by up to 30 degrees F for 3 to 5 hours.