Dude's Must See Products for September 2022

Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey poses the question, "What happens when Christopher Robin abandons his beloved childhood friends Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore?" And then...they answer it.

Spoiler Alert: Eeyore dies. And the rest of the animals? They. Turn. Wild.

Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey is the horror movie I never knew I always needed. No wait. I mean, it's the sick and twisted slasher flick I never knew I never needed. I don't need Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey, and while I only realized that after seeing the Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey trailer, I kind of wish it didn't exist for me to see in the first place. Why the A.A. Milne would I want to watch some of my best storybook memories turn into nightmares?!

Ha! 13! There are 13 indulgent gifts for Halloween on my spooky luxury product roundup, and I didn't even do it on purpose! It just happened. 13! Ha! Or rather, Boo!

The Boomerang Bed is the perfect name for Portuguese designer Joao Teixeira's piece of sleep-work-hang furniture. With its slidable work, dining, and streaming table, and relaxing, minimalist aesthetic, it's the bed, day and night, you'll keep coming back to.

I don't even know where to begin with Power Idolz Wireless Charging Docks. How about, that they're wireless charging docks is the least interesting thing about them? These "characters" from iconic 70s and 80s movies, plus a Sonic the Hedgehog thrown in for good measure, feature the arms, legs, and notable accessories of ET, Marty McFly from Back to the Future, one of the Ghostbusters, and Quint from Jaws. But instead of heads and chests, maker Numskull has given the Power Idolz exact miniature replicas of the VHS cassettes and gaming cartridges they represent.

Where there's smoke, there's fire, but where there's juuust a little bit of smoke, hopefully there's a Micro Smoke Machine. Creator Wayne Berendhuysen of Wayne's Workshop calls his terrific handheld gadget the Costronica Pocket Smoke. Powered by 3 x AAA batteries, it can pump out the foggy ambience for all your wee cosplay, costume, photography, and Little Engine That Could endeavors.

This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep.

A base made to hold most standard-size mice, the mechanical mouse jiggler ensures your mouse stays active on your desktop or laptop even if you are not. According to maker Vaydeer, the sneaky gadget is undetectable by IT departments, so if your company is dictatorial about keeping tabs on its workers' working / non-working habits, your efforts to deceive them won't be discovered.

The Miracle Melting Witch will get you, my pretty...or at least she'll say she'll get you, my pretty, as she melts down into a green-and-black blob with a broomstick again and again.