Jurassic World Air-Blown Dinosaur Costumes
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Forget Halloween, these Jurassic World air-blown dinosaur costumes are #1 on my summer shopping list. T-Rex for the Jurassic World 2 release. Triceratops for San Diego Comic-Con. Blue the Velociraptor to surprise my fiancee with Cretaceous Period role playing games when she gets home from work!
There are 3 inflatable dino costumes from the Jurassic series. And the best part: they're not recommended for children! It's all about the Grown Ass T-man-osaurus Rex, baby! Rrrawwwrrr!
Muchas danke to Technabob.
Jurassic World T-Rex Adult Air-Blown Costume
You have some T-Rex decisions to make: do you want the costume with a built-in sound box in the gloves, or do you want to make your own Tyrannosaurus sounds? This fan-and-battery-operated suit comes in both versions.
The T-Rex costume has an inseam of less than 33", which should fit adults up to 6' tall, with a 42 to 44 chest an 34 to 36 inseam. There's a vision window at the neck of the dinosaur so you can see all the havoc you're wreaking, and stuff you're getting yelled at for stomping on or knocking over, while wearing it.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Blue Inflatable Costume
"Top o' the mornin' to ye!" says Blue the Velociraptor. Not because the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom star is Irish, but because seeing you has put him in an especially good mood. He's about to have a mighty fine lunch!
The velociraptor air-blown costume is powered by 4 x AA batteries driving its fan's motor. When wearing it inflated, you'll stand 84" tall s 24" wide at the shoulders. Your tail will bob along 33" behind you.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Triceratops Inflatable Suit
Hmmm. Triceratops here looks more like a waddler than an imposer of fear and doom. Sure he's got 3 big horns, but even all of them together don't rival that dino-derriere. Also, Triceratops is kind of adorable, and I feel like if I'm going to wear a giant, blow-up dinosaur costume for my own amusement, my goal should be to make little kids cry, not want to pet me and ride on my back.
This full-body air suit needs 2 battery-operated fans to keep it inflated, and measures about 84" tall x 114" long x 30-1/2" wide.
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