Presenting the Alphabet: 22 Gifts that Start with T

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated.

The Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key is intended for use by trained law enforcement, military, and security professionals only. However, TIHK will sell a pair of them to anyone with a credit card or other digital payment method. Because that is the beauty of the capitalist spirit and the Land of the Free.

TIHK slides unnoticeably along a back belt loop, pants pocket, shirt tag, sock band, or right above your upper molars between your cheek and gums. This makes it easy to carry everywhere, all the time, even on days you don't figure you'll get handcuffed. Obviously the TIHK should be a trusty companion on any night carrying the possibility of concluding at the residence of a lady you just met.

If my wife's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain - no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room - I swear I'm digging a fist-sized nest of her head droppings mixed with my man grime out of it the next time I turn the shower on. What is up with girls who shed worse than golden retrievers?

And if you happen to have a golden retriever you bathe in the tub, I feel sorry for you too.

TubShroom doesn't feel sorry for either us. Instead, it feels like the end of our clogged up problem. In addition to having a sweet name and looking cute as a button (literally; the top looks just like a shirt button) TubShroom inserts into any standard 1-1/2" tub or sink drain and collects up all encroaching hair in a ring around it.

Want to feel close to a loved one far away? Or in the next room when it's too much work to get up off the couch? As part of their mission to "make the most personal connecting tools," TheTouch has developed the HB Ring, jewelry that tracks and transmits the real-time heartbeats of its wearers to one another's fingers.

I'd call the Tungsten Sphere a desktop toy, but given its high density - at just about 2" in diameter the sphere weighs over 3 pounds - I'm not sure how much fiddling or stress-relieving palm rolls you'll be able to do with it. Might be good for some isometric forearm or shoulder exercises during conference calls. And, ladies, think you've mastered kegel balls?

No, the Tungsten Sphere is more desktop art than desktop toy. It's also a cool (and by cool, I mean kind of geeky) conversation piece since anyone who moves to pick it up will likely find himself perplexed by its heft, and possibly drop it on his foot, neither of which will ever get old for you.

The Tic Tac Gun takes aim at anyone who's eaten the garlic & cheese bread, or drank a whole pot of coffee this morning, and pelts 'em with fresh breath.

Possibly breaking a tooth in the process. ... Hey, you can't have fun and fight halitosis risk-free, kids!

A Toolbox Mini Fridge, is that dumb? Haha, just kidding, of course it's not dumb! It's dumbfoundingly cool. And even if the general consensus were that it is dumb, you could still give one of Whynter's workshop chillers as a gift for Dad, and he would think it was the coolest item ever to set footprint in his garage. Especially, he would note, because the mini fridge's 1.8 cubic foot interior can reach temperatures as low as 30 degrees F.

Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays will bring the lushness of a rainforest - or the regrowth of a post-apocalyptic world, or the cultivation of another planet - to the desktops of thumbs green and black alike.

A shower converter kit with a DIY installation design, the Tandem Shower by Boona looks to make life with your partner even more sexy and squeaky clean, without the awkwardness of moving around tight spaces, and the perpetual problem of always leaving one of you out in the cold. Because as arousing and romantic as the idea of getting wet and nekkid is, without dual shower heads in the bathroom, showering together ends up being a circus of crammed switches between the stream of hot water pouring overhead, and unpleasant shivers when you're the one left outside of it.

The Tandem Shower is a retrofit product made to turn any single-headed shower into one able to shoot its stream from both ends. Contractors and renovations aren't needed with with system's simple(ish) install process, and even renters can upgrade their unit's shower without damaging components, and with the ability to remove and taken the Tandem Shower with them when they move.

Ain't no practical joke more practical than Tirecockz. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect his valve stems while he's spinning porkswords to get home to figure out how to make you pay for this purple-nozzled yogurt slinger of injustices.

So. Tardigrade Steel Hose. Daring to bring the world's #1 survivor's reputation to a product that barely survives a summer at Mama's house. We'll see about that.

The Tardigrade Steel Hose is indeed made of steel, but in its lightweight, stainless form. The metal construction allows the hose to operate kink-free and puncture-proof, plus brings added strength and durability to a backyard mainstay otherwise susceptible to weather, animals, vehicles, and others who would do it harm.

I've seen "adult gummies" meant to get you F'd up, but Toast! Before You Drink Gummies are adult gummies that claim to prevent it. Or at least the hangover that follows. The headache. The ass-breath cotton mouth belching forth flavors of rancid whiskey and Coke. The churning stomach that doesn't know whether it wants a pile of bacon or a pile of barf bags. Maybe the second one, and then the first one. Wouldn't want to waste all that good bacon.

The market is already flooded with hangover cures and preventions, but Toast! Before You Drink Gummies believe they can give booze the ol' Care Bear Stare in a brand new, much simpler, and more effective way. According to Toast!, "Before You Drink Gummies are designed to stop the body's immune response [to alcohol] from ever happening."

The tevaplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough to let that water slowly seep through it. Awaiting plant roots, now growing on the exterior of their "pot", are then able to absorb their fill of water, achieving hydration without sacrificing aeration, or risking rot-inducing saturation.

Soil quality and characteristics aren't an issue with the tevaplanter because it doesn't use any. The last bit of dirt on this inside-out planter is that there is none.