Tactical Vest Beer Koozies
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It's military-strength protection for your beer this summer! These tactical vest beer koozies, complete with MOLLE attachments for toothpicks, cigs, and lime wedges, might be pretty cheesy, but the cheddar they're oozing out of their adjustable stitched shoulder straps is exactly why they'd make a fine Father's Day gift for Dad, or groomsmen's gift for your boys. Dad loves him some cheese. And given what you've seen so far of your fiancee's bridesmaids, your boys are gonna need extra protection at the reception.
Coyote Brown Tactical Vest Beer Koozie
Use this MOLLE vest koozie for hot or cold beverages in a 12- or 16-ounce can or bottle. The coyote brown color reminds me that 2 hikers were attacked by a coyote in the mountains, like, 90 minutes away from my house last weekend. One of them died, and the other was injured pretty...oh, wait. No, it was a cougar, not a coyote.
Well anyway, be careful out there this summer. Protect your drinks, and protect yourself too.
Military Camouflage Tactical Vest Beer Koozie
The same hot / cold beverage defense as the other vest koozies, but in a dapper camo scheme. Feel free to add name tape and morale patches to the front and back loop fields.
Black Tactical Vest Beer Koozie
Use the black tac vest beer koozie at night, and no one will ever know you drank through that 12-pack all by yourself.
M4 180lb Tactical Crossbow
Stealth. Stamina. Sniper sight. And that's just the M4 Tactical Crossbow itself. Like, before taking into account the litany of powerful, valiant, not-to-be-F'd-with characteristics Cornelius and I will bring to the table...
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Dango Dapper & Tactical Wallets
Dango Wallets come in 2 styles. D01 is their Dapper, a clean, precision-engineered cash and card carrier. It's made of microfiber-lined leather that's secured and compartmentalized with a CNC machined 6061 aluminum chassis...
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Waves MFS Physio-Tactical Pocket Stick
Designer Rainer Wenning calls his Waves MFS a "physio-tactical" palm stick, which might be the best bit of pretentious, made-up terminology I've ever heard. Because what "physio-tactical" basically means is that after...
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Tekto A5 Spry Automatic Knife
Tekto's new A5 Spry shows its spryness in more ways than just the lickety split deployment of its automatic blade. The knife also comes in your choice of Dagger, Drop Point, or Tanto styles, all made with S35VN steel...
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UZI Defender Tactical Pen
UZI incorporates a few different tools into its Defender line of pens to award them the "tactical" buzzword. This version, the TACPEN6-GM has a glass breaker and handcuff key fitted to its lightweight aircraft aluminum...
Tactical BBQ Apron
While I do not believe in buying other people gifts in honor of holidays for which they do not also have to buy me a gift, Father's Day is on the horizon, and this Tactical BBQ Apron could perhaps serve the dual purpose...
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DroneGun Tactical - Portable Drone Countermeasure
Are you sick of real estate agents getting aerial footage of new listings in your area? Drone Shield has you covered. Finally a safe way to bring down those quadcopters from the sky without having to fire a single shot...
Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter
Necessity, she is the mother of invention. Even if it takes decades--no, centuries!--of jagged edges and misshapen triangles. Of someone popularizing the word "rustic" to justify the serving of sloppy, ugly food. Necessity...
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Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster
Who needs a Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster? I'll tell you who. Tired of working his cottontail off for weeks decorating eggs in elaborate patterns all the colors of spring, only to have a good third of them break before...
Paratrooper Tactical Mountain Bike
Montague collaborated with DARPA to develop its Paratrooper, a high-speed, all-terrain tactical mountain bike that folds at the turn of a lever into a 3' x 3' pack in less than 30 seconds. Obviously, it was specked for...
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Gerber StrongArm Fixed Blade Knife
The StrongArm fixed blade isn't a new design for Gerber, but their latest release in the knife's series now has an upgraded BDZ-1 steel blade. Full tang and fine edge. The StrongArm's Tactical Grey handle also has a rubberized...
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Microtech Bounty Hunter Tactical Knife
But is Microtech's Bounty Hunter Knife sharp, strong, and jagged enough to help Boba Fett claw his way out of the Sarlacc? (The one in my toilet, maybe?) This nod to Star Wars and Mandalorian Green is a Microtech factory...