The Best Accompaniments to a Night of Netflix & Chill

A big investment, but the payoff could be mighty. The Sobro's cooler drawer keeps food and, more importantly, tasty beverages within easy reach. And rather than bags of ice, the table uses a compressor to ensure continuous, even, ice cold cooling of wine and beer. Touch temperature controls allow you to set the fridge at your precise preferred degrees Fahrenheit.

Along with the sound system, which you can connect to play TV audio with a smart TV or included Bluetooth dongle, the Sobro has LED underlighting to create ambience during parties, movies, or...oh yeeeeah...nights of Netflix with a side of chill.

Capping off the Sobro's implements of mass relaxation are a set of charging ports and a pair of 110v outlets on the side of the table, and two storage drawers to stash your cables and controls.

Not just a cutesy accessory that advertises your love of Netflix. Netflix socks are actually useful. The DIY project both covers your feet and has your back when you're watching your favorite streaming movies and shows at the end of a long day. Or late at night. For the 6th straight hour. At any time you really, really want to see what happens, but you get kinda busy...getting busy.

Netflix Socks detect when you've passed out during a show or movie, and then send the pause signal to your TV so you don't spend all of your alert time the next night trying to figure out where you left off. They're a remote control with one function. One single, glorious function.

So many choice words surround this bottle of saucy booze. Its name, One Night Stand Potion. Its creator, Dude, Sweet Chocolate. Its ingredients, 100 anos tequila, agave, mixed origin South American chocolate, and Valrohna cocoa powder. Its Netflix & Chill night speed traveling from the bottle to my esophagus, Ludicrous.

Dude, Sweet Chocolate says their choco-tequila elixir is a loose take on a Mexican coffee. But it also pairs well with 3 parts vodka and 1 part chocolate syrup for a chocolate martini on date night, or a giant bowl of Cocoa Puffs and Salma Hayek for the best solo One Night Stand ever.

I can't taste one bud of difference between a wine I've aerated and one I've drunk straight from the bottle, but I do like a good show. And my guess is any lady you pour a glass of California Cab for will too. So that, as much as anything, is what I think these Aerating Stemless Wine Glasses from Chevalier Collection are Netflix & Chill ready for.

Sold in sets of 2, the glasses have internal vessels to receive poured wine, which they aerate by releasing it in a Vegas-style cascade through spouts leading to the main bowls. According to Chevalier Collection, this "shower-head effect" gets you the most aeration you can stir up on a direct pour. Even more than blowing really hard into a full glass, I guess.

I mean, if this is a first date / hookup, and you're planning on partaking in the booze and the snacks, and then intertwining on the couch, no explanation needed for why you might look into Subtle Butt underwear inserts. Sure, it could get awkward when those underwear come off and your date's like, "Uh, is that a maxi pad?" but in my opinion it's a better alternative to gassing her out before you ever get past first base.

Subtle Butt inserts are made of soft fabric treated with an antimicrobial solution. The side of the patch facing the user's underwear also contains activated carbon, which traps and knocks out unpleasant scents. Probably all day for the sporadic wind breaker, but only for about 3 to 4 hours if you're a chronic farter like the 4/5 stars guy above.

For all the ladies out there who want a unicorn. And the ones who want pure gold. And especially those who claim their shit don't stink. Now you can have it all.

Even cooler than the science of matches, fans, and Febreze for dousing out the stench of your doodies is the science of real gold and essential oil barriers blocking it from entering the room in the first place. Squatty Potty says Unicorn Gold's 100% colloidal gold nano-particles attract and kill odors on contact, both inside the bowl and above the water's surface. And since oil and water don't mix, when you spritz your Tropical Dropsicle into the bowl before you go, the natural, non-toxic oils in the spray will linger at the surface, creating a shield between what plops below and what sniffs and gags and asks why your ass can't be fake news when they come into the bathroom after you.

When you whip out the Wanachi Mega Massager and your N&C date gives you a quizzical, but not altogether horrified look, my advice is to go the Nelly / Hot in Herre route and say, "I'm just kidding like Jason...unless you gon do it."

If you want to play doctor with the Wanachi Mega Massager, better build up some grip and arm strength, because you're going to have to handle all 17 inches of its length, and an even more intimidating 4-1/2 inches of silicone head. Indeed the Wenachi Mega is hung like a horse. No, actually, given its pink color and uniqueness, it's more like the Wenachi Mega is hung like a unicorn.