The Best Shark Themed Gifts

Even though it's been 3 years since Left Shark, uh, I mean Katy Perry, headlined the Super Bowl Halftime Show, the Party Shark Costume will probably continue to make the Halloween and costume party rounds for at least another decade or so. And maybe even after that, once everyone forgets what it originally referred to, because transforming into a squishy upright Jaws never loses its appeal.

Someone must have dumped a couple pina coladas nestled in this shark beverage bar's cup holders down his throat, because all this Jaws is wants to use his gnashing teeth for is to bite down on a big, dopey grin.

From, appropriately, BigMouth, Inc. the Super Chill floating shark cooler and bar is an inflatable raft with cup holders for 7 drinks, and a center ice chest, built in under Great White Smiley's fin. The beverage bar extends over 6-1/2" long from tail fin to lower incisors.

If you're a surfer, swimmer, snorkeler, or kayaker planning to hit the ocean, wearing a Sharkbanz could save the skin on your hide for no skin off your teeth.

Sharkbanz use magnetic technology in their efforts to deter sharks from attacking humans. Since sharks are more likely to use their ultra-sensitive electro-receptors than their eyes to sense their surroundings, the magnetic waves emanating from Sharkbanz help disrupt these receptors, and tell the shark there is nothing of interest for it around - or inside - you.

Just when you thought you could enjoy a glass of beer without having your face bitten off by a shark. First the aggressive sea dwellers infiltrated our coffee mugs, and now it's our cold beverage containers. I hear they're even more surly and belligerent when drunk, so be especially careful when dousing them in Belgian Quads or, worse, Brewmeister's 67.5% ABV Snake Venom.

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which is why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch.

The Shark Corn Holders support the cob kind of corn pretty well too. Head and fin pairs skewer the two ends of your cob - or you could go Sharknado mutants and use 2 head or 2 tail ends together - to provide grips as secure as they are deadly.

The Great Grey Shark Chair, now that's what I'd call a fantastic beast. As for where to find them, well, it's going to be much easier than tracking down a niffler or a bowtruckle. Just head over to the Reroom UK shop on Etsy, and find the Great Grey Shark there ready to take a bite out of your kid's room...or grown ass man's room...decor.

Warning: The Great Grey Shark Chair will also take a good-sized bite out of your wallet.