The Best Things for the Best Things About Fall

Slip the QB54 seat covers off their back fame and replace them with the game's yellow goalposts. Pull the flaps forward to reveal to reveal your "touchdown baskets" (that, ironically, look like basketball nets) under the chairs' butt cradles. Then set up the chair goals facing one another about 40' apart. Cue Hank Williams Jr. Are you ready for some football?

More importantly, are you ready for some beer, grilled meat, and shenanigans with your throwing arm?

Don't let the photo mislead you, the Rake Assassin is good for a lot more than harvesting potatoes. As a rake / shovel combo tool, you can use it to rake, collect, skim, sift, dump, and haul almost any landscape feature or encroacher, especially dead leaves. And also gravel, poop, and park, beach, or pond trash. It has polypropylene teeth that bend a little, but not too much, and the rake head attaches to a lightweight powder coated aluminum shaft with a plastic D-handle. Overall rake length is 58" and weight 1.75 pounds.

When the leaves start to fall the WORX begins. WORX's Electric Leaf Mulcher aims to remove some of the pain from the giant pain in the ass of fall yard cleanup.

Secure a garbage bag underneath the Leaf Mulcher and flip it on to rev up its Flex-a-Line bladeless system (a grass trimmer line). Feed your piles of fallen leaves and twigs into the WORX mouth, and let it shred the dead and rotting waste into organic mulch. You can then spread the mulch as fertilizer, a gift for your garden or flowerbeds, or dispose of it in a form 1/11th of its original size.

They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester microfleece inside and out to make everything juuust right when the weather is as cool as you are.

And just in case you weren't yet sold on Polar Shorts as a #1 gift for Dad, the fleece wonders also have deep, XL twill pockets to hold his 13 keys, 4"-thick wallet, and handful of spare participation ribbons, plus come not just in khaki, but also - Rrrawwwrrr! - leopard print.

You have some T-Rex decisions to make: do you want the costume with a built-in sound box in the gloves, or do you want to make your own Tyrannosaurus sounds? The fan-and-battery-operated suit comes in both versions.

Or if you're feeling more Tri than T, or more Raptor than Rex, the Jurassic World air-blown dinosaur costumes also come in Triceratops and Velociraptor versions. All are also available in child and adult sizes, so get the whole fam damily ready for some Cretaceous Period trick-or-treating.