Zero Fs Given Decision Maker Coins (NSFW)

Posted: August 13, 2018

Well, you probably give a little more than zero Fs if you're going to the trouble of flipping a coin to make the decision. But if your wife asks you whether you'd prefer new cloth napkins in sage green or seafoam green, haul out one of these Zero Fs Given decision maker coins to help make the call, and you'll definitely make a point while you're at it.

You jerk.

Zero Fs Given makes their decision maker coins like traditional military challenge coins. At 1.54" in diameter, they are about the size of a silver dollar.

To use, next time you're in a yes / no predicament, you flip the coin, the coin flips the bird, and there it is: F yeah; or F no. Relay the message and get on with your F'ing day.

Zero Fs Given Gold Decision Maker Coin

The gold standard for Zero Fs Given. The Yes side of the decision maker coin gives you your "Fuck Yeah" arcing over a front side middle finger. The back's "Fuck No" arcs under a back side middle finger. The coin is gold in color only.

Fuck that.

$14.99 ➠ Amazon

Zero Fs Given Silver Decision Maker Coin

Just in case you need to distinguish between heads and tails on a coin flip instead of whether your answer is "Fuck Yeah" or "Fuck No," Zero Fs Given includes a stylized "H" on one side of their coins and a "T" on the other

$14.99 ➠ Amazon

Zero Fs Given Bronze Decision Maker Coin

Go heavyweight for an extra $10 with the most distinguished bronze Zero Fs Given coin.

$24.99 ➠ Amazon

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