Crotch Staring Cat with Swappable Crotch Parts
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A Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts? Being a reluctant, yet attentive, cat owner, I can say this toy from Chinese cartoonist QianLi Ma is not based on real life. At least not in my experience. Now a Crotch Licking Cat with swappable crotch parts, that toy would be one I'd believe.
Not that a toy has to be believable but...think of the elevated creative possibilities of an orange tabby licking his crotch. The Crotch Staring Cat comes with interchangeable testicle, mushroom, flower, and lipstick crotches. Cute. But a Crotch Licking Cat could include testicle, ice cream cone, lollipop, and George Costanza wedding invitation envelope crotches!
Despite this missed opportunity, QianLi Ma's Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts is still pretty weird and fantastic. A great gift for your girlfriend who loves cats. Or, I suppose, crotches.
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