Fantasy Master Skull Knuckle Knife
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I don't need a knuckle knife topped with a skull to prove I'm a fantasy master, just the sworn testimony of my ex-girlfriends. Come on ladies, tell them about the fiery passion of Igor the Dragon.
Come on.
OK maybe later.
Now what I do need a knuckle knife topped with a skull for is several cosplay engagements I have over the next month, and also practicing looking menacing in the mirror. I find having a prop helps.
The knife-lined knuckle duster measures 9" long and has a stainless steel blade. Nylon case is included.
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