Thorn Dice
Pain, blood, Thorn Dice: you gotta pay to play. Meandering threads of contemporary CAD technology intertwine to form polyhedral dice bodies dotted with protruding thorns and varying numerical sequences that accommodate all pursuits of fantasy and probably a few gambling addictions. Chuck Stover's prickly die come as sets of 7, 3D printed in the buyer's choice of material, ranging from strong & flexible plastic ($30 and under) to the pictured stainless steel ($82).
Right now I'm showing my buddy Cornelius how Thorn Dice are less likely to prick you if you blow on them gently before each roll. No, Cornelius, I said gently. Geez, you're not trying to inflate a Gigantic Climbing Iceberg. Just a light waft right across the top of the double zeros. That's better. That's...haha, sucker. They're still gonna stab you if you pick them up wrong.
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Ever want to sink your teeth into some mermaid tail? Well, have at it, dudes. Just don't go looking for flavors of Ariel or Daryl Hannah in your box of Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks - no mythical creatures were...
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Ako Dice
Ako Dice are what happens when an architect gets his hands on the gaming world. Kacha took his architecture background to product design with a trio of Kickstarter campaigns. Here you see his latest and most successful...