Toilet Paper Blasters Skid Shot
I've heard of an ass blaster, but an ass-wiper blaster? Toilet Paper Blasters, you and your Skid Shot have my undivided attention.
"Holy sheets!" they say. The Skid Shot from Toilet Paper Blasters can fire toilet paper up to 30', with an entire roll of please-don't-squeeze-the-Charmin loaded on its side post. But this isn't TP the trees-style shooting. The blaster feeds the toilet paper into a chamber, where it mixes with water stored in a reservoir on top to create spitball ammunition. Weeee! Biodegradable warfare!
The Toilet Paper Blasters Skid Shot is obviously a sweet gift for kids (ages 8 and up) but don't discount it for the grownups either. Imagine the fun you could have Ping!-ing your friend Cornelius with Skid Shots were you to fill that "water" reservoir with, say, beer. Or leftovers from the hot sauce challenge. Or actual spit.
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