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Monochromatic Deck Of Cards

In a world where all people are treated a equals (except women and minorities and dwarfs and handicapped people) we approach a time where we need everything to be equal. No card gets special treatment. They all must look...

Edge Walk at the CN Tower

$175 Edge Walk »

They say walking is great exercise. And, what better place to do it than 1,168 feet above the ground? Enjoy a nice stroll around the ring of the CN Tower. Best case scenario, it's fun. Worst case, you fall over 100 stories...

The Lord of the Rings Chess Set

$749.99 Amazon »

Every detail is authentic, richly realistic and true to the Academy Award winning epic film. The board is a magnificent work of art, detailing the story of Frodo, the reluctant hero of The Shire, and the friends and foes...

Mattel Classic Football Handheld

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Before Madden. Before Tecmo. Before Electricity. I used to sit in the back of my parents' car on long rides playing this for hours on end. Moving little red dots around. Perfectly content. With the volume on high of course...

District 9 Prawn Rifle & Claw

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An ultra-realistic and functional prawn assault rifle from the movie District 9. Really cool collectors item for enthusiasts and a perfect Halloween costume for someone who likes being encumbered by their Halloween costume...

The Hangover Bobblehead

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Not at the table, Carlos. I own this miniature, inanimate, though somehow no less intrusive version of Alan, and the dude has actually woken me up in the middle of the night with his endless ramblings. It almost give...

Cuelight

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Described as an Interactive Pool Table System, this really has to be seen in action to be believed. Transform any pool table into a digitally-enhanced video experience. High-definition imagery responds in real-time to...

The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski

$14.65 Amazon »

The Dude makes his first (but surely not last) appearance on DudeIWantThat.com and a finer coupling I cannot imagine. Filled with lessons on life, love and nihilism, this is surely the perfect gift for any Lebowski fan...

TRON LEGO Light Cycle

If you can't afford the $55k price tag on the real TRON Light Cycle there's always this. And it's not a bad consolation prize. Are LEGOS the hippest toy around or what?...

Zombie Head Bowling Balls

Zombies really have taken over the world, huh? Or at least the free market economy. The clever German capitalists who designed this introduction of the omnipresent living dead to the bowling alley made a good move though...

Glow In The Dark Graffiti

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The nocturnal trouble maker's dream. Powered with UV light, you can now tarnish bridges, overpasses and subway stations without fear of your genius being hidden once the sun goes down. It's very complicated vandalism...

Genetic Portraits

Some evil genius has taken portraits of siblings and fused them together into one person. The result? Creepy, often androgynous portraits of people I'll surely be seeing in my nightmares tonight...

Princess Bride Inigo Montoya Duel Statue

Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful. Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know...

Wicked Witch Bookmark

$17 Etsy »

This might be a little too much bookmark for me, but I think it's a great idea and probably a perfect gift for any Wizard of Oz lover. What other characters met their demise in a way that lends itself to a bookmark? Perhaps...

Steampunk Optimus Prime

$17k Etsy »

My theory is that this might actually be Optimus Prime and this guy has captured him, found some way of disarming him, and is now trying to sell him. I don't know if I'd be comfortable sleeping with this guy roaming around...

Jelly Belly Scented Bubbles

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Let's face it... kids are gonna try and eat the damn bubbles anyway. So rather than having them inadvertently wash their own mouths out with the soapy bubble taste (lest it make them immune to future punishments for cursing)...

Real Life Indoor Duck Hunt

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Where is the dog? Do they include a dog? Somebody tell them they need a very dumb and awesome brown dog. Maybe including the dog would put them past that $99.99 price point that is so important. That's the only way I...

Vampire Killing Kit

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I need one of these for sure. Not just for display either... For killin'! Some creepy dude named The Somber Raven made these Vampire Killing Kits and they're pretty legit. You can tell they're what's bolstering him from...

Brodmann Blades Ping Pong Paddles

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These make a lot of sense actually. The paddle essentially becomes your hand giving you much finer control over each forehand slam and backhand slice. Great for beginners and experts alike...

Porcelain Mahjong Set

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Yep, Mahjong existed before computers. And really, it works just as well with these smooth 3D tiles. So, if your grandma's birthday is coming up, or you're a loser like me that needs to find a way to pass countless hours...

Portable Ping Pong Set

$45.16 Amazon »

Obviously, this will be used for beer pong, but no matter whether it's used for its intended use, or to get girls drunk enough to sleep with your ugly face, this is a pretty genius idea. I can't tell you how many times...

Pac Man Ukulele

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This is a ukulele in the form of Pac Man and there's not much more to say about it, except that it will probably eat its own neck and strings before you have a chance to play it. The Pac Man ukulele is 12" wide and 28"...

Mario Kart RC Cars

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These are fully operational replicas from the classic Mario Kart series on Nintendo and they're pretty damn awesome. Great gift for any Nintendo or Mario Kart fan. Best part, no blue shells to snatch defeat from the jaws...

Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit

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Transform your crappy attempt at folding an air-worthy plane from a piece of paper into a wonder of technology only the 21st century can provide. Yes, now even the simplest form of transportation, the paper airplane has...