Sawblade Frisbee
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Just another fun piece of foam crafted to look like a rusty sawblade covered in blood. Only this one has aerodynamic properties and can ride the wind like Maverick in an F-14 before Goose died and he lost his confidence. And I hear the Sawblade Frisbee flies even better when R. Kelly is played in the background as inspiration.
Instead of hard, sharp, and deadly, this Sawblade disk clocks in at soft, dulled, and safe for children. Well, technically safe for children. But I bet if one of those took it to school, it would lead to immediate confiscation and a somber powwow in the principal's office. The frisbee is 10" in diameter, and primed for All Hallows' Eve use
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