Tracer360 Illuminated & Reflective Vest
Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple, pink, green, and orange - plus 5 multicolor flashing modes. So also perfect when you're running or riding your bike to the next festival or EDM show.
Tracer 360 Vest maker, Noxgear, uses a mashup of fiber optic cables and 3M reflector chest belts to help alert drivers and Canada Geese of your presence early on, though in the latter case they're still not going to move, and may decide to charge you head on. (Read more in The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America!) The vest's LEDs run in an X pattern on both sides of the body to maximize their visibility area at about 1/4 mile in any direction.
Despite its busy, flashy look, the Tracer360 vest weighs only around 6-1/2 ounces. Made of sports mesh and elastic it is also chafe-free and sweat-resistant (another helpful feature for partiers.)
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