10-Pound Toblerone Bar
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- 1-Pound Reese's Peanut Butter Cup - $13.27
- Giant Smarties Roll - $13.49
- 16-Pack of Chocolate Shot Glasses - $24.00
- Zombie Cajun Garlic "Dual Protection" Hot Sauce - $7.12
- Edible Candy Cane Shot Glasses - $25.91
Toblerone has built 45, 100-gram servings into their 10-pound mountain range of chocolate, honey, and almond nougat. That's:
- The largest Toblerone in production.
- Almost enough daily servings for whomever you give the giant Toblerone to for Christmas to use as an advent calendar counting down to the next big chocolate dump on Valentine's Day.
- 23,625 calories of smooth Swiss chocolate goodness.
- Enough apologies to your girlfriend for forgetting / showing up late / being inconsiderate / saying the wrong thing / taking her literally / not taking her literally / generally F'ing up to cover the entirety of 2015.
- CRAZY! (I'm Brian Fellow!)
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