Cards Against Humanity Fortune Cookies
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- Tough Luck Fortune Cookies - $9.99
- NSFW Fortune Cookies - $30.00
- Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies - $12.99
- The Big Black Metal Box for Cards Against Humanity - $42.97
- Cards Against Humanity: Sixth Expansion - $10.00
I like the fortunes that say things like, "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world," and "May you grow rich," followed by a series of lucky numbers that happen to coincide with those drawn during this week's Power Ball. I'll take an X-rated Fortune Cookie now and then too. As long as my girlfriend doesn't have a headache that night.
But OK Cookie Co.'s new boxes of fortune cookies might be the best ones yet...
...to leave anonymously on the desks and sneak into the Chinese carry-out bags of other people.
The self-proclaimed "horrible" fortune cookies are the latest mindgasm from the creators of Cards Against Humanity. So you know they're at least Level 6 to 8 Obnoxious. And funny. And perfect for the chick from HR who keeps asking me to try to be less defensive when I receive feedback. Oh, you think I'm defensive? Well I think you deserve a cookie:
"You are perfect just the way you are. Maybe a nose job."
Horrible fortune cookies come in boxes of 15, each stuffed with random predictions, advice, and words of wisdom from an a-hole.
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