Slice of Sauce - Sliced Ketchup Singles
- Smoky Date Paleo BBQ Sauce - $10.00
- McCormick Mayonesa - Mexican Mayo with Lime Juice - $3.98
- Low Sugar Ketchup by Better Ketchup - $20.97
- Fruitchup Paleo Ketchup - $10.00
- Chosen Foods Wasabi Avocado Oil Mayo - $7.45
Slice of Sauce is ketchup meets Kraft Singles meets Fruit Roll-Ups meets your burger. Your new and improved mess-free burger, since this dried tomato condiment trades in the globs of red goo for a solid, slim, slick...Slice...of Sauce.
Developed by the daughter of a Michigan Upper Peninsula restauranteur (because of course sliced ketchup is from the UP!) Slice of Sauce sells in packages of 8 individual - but not individually wrapped - squares of condiment that is easy to pack, place, and devour without hassle or cleanup. It's also shelf stable so no refrigeration is required.
Slice of Sauce ingredients seem like they would be straight out of the artificial and processed foods lab, but according to their list, it's relatively healthy stuff: tomato puree; vinegar; cane sugar; psyllium husk; fruit pectin; salt; onion powder; and garlic powder. And none of those ingredients contain GMOs, gluten, or artificial preservatives. Or high-fructose corn syrup, which is often the second or third ingredient in most commercial ketchups.
Want your own Slice of Sauce? Head over to the ketchup singles' Kickstarter campaign quick - it wraps up on April 19, 2018 at 9 p.m. ET.
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