Gear
TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner
The TORRAS Coolify Neck Air Conditioner has one question for you: how's about one more smart gadget to pile on your pack mule of smart gadgets body? You know, to accompany the over-ear noise-cancelling headphones, the...
Plate Dip Clips
Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a...
Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip
Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...
Hidden Camera Detector
Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my vacation rental? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to stir up any paranoia here, but this hidden camera...
Pet First Aid Kit
The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...
Universal Grounding Mat
Earthling, meet earthing, the practice of "grounding" yourself indoors via mats intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone...
Night Vision Goggles
These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...
Screaming Aztec Death Whistle
How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...
Christmas Lights Laser Projector
Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...
The Chambong
The Chambong is an elegant glass vessel used for the "rapid and enhanced" (and elegant!) consumption of sparkling wine. Just mind the bubbles, whose population density in champers is apparently, like, 4 times what it...
Air Compression Wearable Leg Massagers
Skinny jeans, dress shoes, and toddlers with separation anxiety don't squeeze your calves and feet enough? Check out these wearable air compression leg massagers. They look like a pair of walking boots the doctor would...
Chef'n Tabletop S'mores Maker
At first I thought Chef'n's Tabletop S'mores Maker was a repeat of a theme - a marshmallow that had already been roasted, a square of chocolate that had been melted before. I myself have written about at least 2 indoor-safe...
Shiatsu Foot Massager
Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Celor Mask feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize...
RovyVon Aurora Keychain Flashlight
Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 650 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...
Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)
This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...
MagicalButter Cannabis Cooker
Easily make medicinal butter, oils, tinctures, lotions, and sauces. Hear that? MagicalButter is so named for its power to convert healing herbs into healing herb culinary creations. So start coughing and breaking into...
Tekto F1 Alpha Folding Pocket Knife
For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...
Earwax Candle Kit
Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...
Geiger Counter
What do you do when a Geiger counter app on your phone just isn't enough? You get yourself the GQ GMC-800 Plus Radiation Detector. This handheld detector and dosimeter doesn't just dabble in radiation - it goes full detective...
Desktop Model Car Wind Tunnel
Have you ever wondered what the drag coefficient of your dream (model) car that you cannot afford (even the model) sitting on your desk is? Me either. But! That doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to create a need where...
soundcore Sleep A20 - Bluetooth Sleep Earbuds
Does your wife make you fall asleep with the TV off and no sound on whatsoever because the bedroom isn't a place for the TV, making you want to divorce her? Fret not, comrade in the silent nights, for there is a new gadget...
Limitless AI Pendant
Welcome to the future draped around your neck - the Limitless AI Pendant. This sleek accessory is not just a fashion statement but your ticket to superhuman cognitive capabilities. It's like having a brainiac genie that...
Frame AI Glasses
Introducing Frame by Brilliant Labs: not just a pair of glasses but your next-gen sidekick cloaked in eyewear form. With its sleek design available in Smokey Black, Cool Gray, and H20, Frame isn't just about making a...
Retro Gameboy Lighter
Reignite your flame for retro with the Retro Gameboy Lighter, a nostalgic nod to the handheld console that defined a generation. This isn't just any lighter; it's a tribute to the days of pixelated adventures, now repurposed...
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