Hot Head Candles
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No one can say these famous (and infamous) politicians and world leaders (plus Albert Einstein) aren't hot heads when they have Hot Head Candle wicks sticking out of their heads.
Will Markusen creates his whimsical - and spot-on realistic - wax burners from silicone molds he prints on a 3D printer. What started with a glorious orange Trump Head gag gift to friends and family eventually became an entire online shop of Hot Head Candles, including the Obama and Putin beauties you see above, as well as burn-bright likenesses of Kim Jong Un, Hillary Clinton, Joseph Stalin, Ronald Regan, and Abe Lincoln.
Markusen intends his Hot Head Candles as lighthearted ambience, "to serve as a reminder that no matter how much we may despise a sitting president, senator, governor, or other world leader, their political role is only temporary - just like the flame of a burning candle."
Nonetheless, you probably shouldn't give one to someone prone to panties-bunching, such as my Aunt Jan. And you definitely shouldn't give one to that type of person with one of these stickers attached to it.
Rekindle Regenerating Candlestick
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My Last F*ck Candle
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Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle
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Torch Plant Light Botanical Candle
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