Jack Offerman Wind-Up Toy (NSFW)
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Name's Jack, Jack Offerman. ... No relation to Nick. Well, then again, wind-up toy status notwithstanding, maybe this plastic masturbating master does have a few things in common with Nick. You'll have to ask his wife.
A great novelty gift, bachelorette party go-to, or Valentine's Day stand-in, the Jack Offerman wind-up toy is jointed - no, doubled jointed! - to be able to pleasure himself in a variety of different positions. In fact, watching a wind-up toy choke his chicken is really only half the fun here. Turning his self-pleasure adventures into a game of who can pose him five knuckle shufflin' the best is where the true joy of Jack O. comes from.
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