Gear

Odin Modular Puzzle Dog Toy

We have geometric rubber dog toys and we have dog toys that dole out treats to clever pooches who solve their puzzle. What Up Dog Toys feels we've been missing are dog toys that sport a modern design. You know, that won't...

Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack

Sold Out Amazon »

Oh, yeah, butt munch? There's a party in your pants and everybody's coming? Well there's a party on my back and...and...everybody's getting free refills of beer and margaritas while I carry this hot ass beverage dispenser...

StarTech Hard Drive Duplicator & Eraser

$346.99 Amazon »

Clone data or eradicate it from the earth forever. Ironically, StarTech's hard drive duplicator and eraser can do either. Or maybe not so ironically, since both are techniques commonly employed by spies and evildoers...

Nanoform Sapphire Eternal Storage Disk

$284 - $632 Fahrenheit 2451 »

Sapphire isn't just a name Fahrenheit 2451 gave their Nanoform storage disk because they thought it looked dreamy photographed against that shade of blue background. Rather, the Nanoform disk itself is made from 2 thin...

Venn Diagram Serving Platter

They say you can use a Venn diagram to solve logic and reasoning puzzles, such as: Half of all Clinks are Clunks, half of all Rattles are Bangs, and half of all Rattles are Clunks. Considering the limited information...

Model 01 Typist's Keyboard

$299 Keyboardio »

I know the Model 01 is a "typist's keyboard" because some enthusiastic whippersnapper used it to type an F'in fat wad of text explaining the sculpted hardwood butterfly's design elements and functionality on maker Keyboardio's...

Pub-Nub Bike-Mounted Bottle Opener

$23.49 Firebox.com »

Most people I've seen riding bikes shouldn't even be allowed to do it hanging on tight and sober, much less fiddling with a bottle and opener on their handlebar and drunk. Nonetheless, this Pub-Nub bike-mounted bottle...

The Big Bobber Floating Cooler

$27.99 Amazon »

You may not get a bite, but you'll always have a drink. The Big Bobber Floating Cooler holds 12 cans of beer with ice and makes a slow day of float fishing in a redneck's bass boat a helluva lot more enjoyable. The lightweight...

John Neeman Hunting Knives

$340 - $780 John Neeman »

I always hear that ladies like Latin lovers, but after a quick perusal of the sexy, hand-finessed artistry comprising the John Neeman knife gallery I'll bet the outdoorsy girls out there are going to be on the lookout...

goTenna Off-Grid Signal Generator

$199 goTenna Mesh »

To keep it short, I guess you could say goTennas turn smartphones into really powerful walkie-talkies. Except more like walkie-texties. The self-contained signal generators require no cell towers, WiFi connectivity, or...

Airwheel Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

Discontinued

Similar to the Hovertrax, but taking Team Circle over Team Straight Line, the Airwheel is a self-balancing scooter that rides like a unicycle with a motor. And no seat. And without the sidekick bear in a tutu...

Mini Cooli Handheld USB Air Conditioner

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Evaporative cooling science, USB charging technology, the engineering of smallness--all the luxuries of living in the 21st century come together in this handheld air conditioner so that the next time it's 127 degrees...

PicoPro Pocket Projector

Discontinued

They say it's a pocket-sized movie theater, but I bet Celluon's PicoPro projector will mostly be relegated to boring applications like office presentations and impromptu TED talks at Palo Alto Starbucks stores. If I got...

The Naked Cooler

$80 - $120 Kickstarter »

When I think of a Naked Cooler I imagine a big rectangular box that's really cold and full of naked people. Kind of like a sauna. But cold. And with the exception of myself, containing ladies only. But since that project...

SensorWake Smell-Based Alarm Clock

$99 SensorWake »

Smells are powerful things. Particularly those of pubescent feet and dirty farts. But freshly baked croissants, brewing coffee, and cut grass can leave a decent impact too. Decent and, according to SensorWake, waaaaay...

Indiana Jones Cat Bridge

$145 - $195 Catastrophic Creations »

This listing is for an Indiana Jones Cat Bridge, but it appears that in order to make it a viable lounging place for your own cat, you will also have to construct an entire Temple of the Chachapoyan Warriors to assist...

Birthday Drink Floating Candle

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As a prelude to presenting your favorite birthday boy or girl with The Joker card and a prank candle that burns 25% apple pie and 75% dirty fart, bring out a nice pint of beer or glass of wine with this floating birthday...

Light - The Phone Only Phone

Light Phone is credit card-sized cell phone that pairs with your existing phone. It is designed to be used as little as possible, and comes with no bells or whistles. Both figuratively and literally. Without even a display...

FOVE Eye Tracking Virtual Reality Headset

$375 - $399 FOVE »

From viewing to controlling to FOVE. They're calling the headset with eye tracking capabilities the 3rd generation of virtual reality; the generation that will allow users not only to see and physically control their...

Marshall Bluetooth Speaker By John Varvatos

Aside from the addition of his name in 2 locations, I'm not sure what makes Marshall's Woburn Bluetooth speaker by John Varvatos better than the original Marshall Woburn Bluetooth speaker. I'm also not sure what qualifies...

The Sound Torch Flaming Bluetooth Speaker

$158 - $165 Kickstarter »

We've seen speakers that make light dance and speakers that make water dance, so it's only natural that someone would come up with one that, er, lights a fire under the feet of fire. The Sound Torch is a Bluetooth speaker...

Fibonacci Clock

$135 Kickstarter »

Philippe Chretien created his Fibonacci Clock for "nerds with style." And, more importantly, nerds with the smarts to perform complex mathematical equations in their head whenever they want to use the Fibonacci Clock...

Beer Bottle Stein Lid

$10.89 Amazon »

With hats off and bottles raised we say Prost! And I'm not talking about the hats on our own heads, but those covering the heads of our beers. These stein lids have been shrunken down and noveltied up to fit over the...

Lily Autonomous Drone Camera

My friend Cornelius and I threw a Lily in the air once in 6th grade. She dropped like a sack of twice-baked bacon and brown butter potatoes. (Don't worry, there was a lake there to catch her.) But throw this Lily in the...