JHO Knives F**H Spiked Club

The idea of monthly subscription boxes for guys used to sound kind of girly, but now, dude. Mail-order man memberships are everywhere. And include clubs for pretty much anything you can think of. Socks, razors, and beer...

Cold Steel calls their Gunstock War Club "culturally significant." It's a replica based on American Indians' 16th century war clubs, themselves modeled after the rifle stocks of European settlers, which the natives observed...

So I guess there's a few more football clubs of Europe than there are NFL clubs of America, huh? Yeah, I mean, I knew that before, but seeing it visualized in one of Pop Chart Labs' excellent infographic posters is almost...

Not sure how many people tire thump of fish knock anymore, but luckily this Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker is a truly versatile clubbing tool. You can use it for self defense too!...

Improve your golf SKLZ in the back yard, or the office hallway, with these Impact Golf Balls. Designed to have limited-flight capabilities of 45 yards or less, you can hit these regulation-size SKLZ balls with your normal...

One more Bat Toy for my Bat Toy Box! This pocket-sized tube that adeptly screws into a grappling hook was originally produced by EDO Robotics in response to a desert warfare operator's request for a lightweight, reusable...

They're like Wolverine claws for the bottom of your feet. These Meindl retractable spike boots stick it to ice and snow with their patented, perfect traction Tec Vision spike system. When wearers flip out the boots' heel...

This Halloween, dress like you grew up in Iowa. The many men of Slipknot have many faces, most of them incredibly disturbing and fitting for a night of scaring the ever-loving sweet Jesus out of kiddos and seniors and...

Now this doesn't look like a very nice thing to do to someone. But I guess if s/he cheats, steals your wo/man, gets you fired, or breaks your favorite Star Wars collectible, one method of revenge is to Caltrops Tashibishi...

My mama says she's going to get me a pair of Lawn Aerator Shoes, because when I start stomping around her house all teed off she's asking me to do even more yard work, I may as well be improving the health of her lawn...

If you think the Malicious Bar Stool is, er, malicious, check out what designer Merve Kahraman based her design on: ancient times' "Chair of Nails Torture," seating dotted with impalement-ready spikes, and used by inquisitors...

Pick your nose with Le Finger, and then pick your teeth with the steel spike hidden inside it. ... Yes, you're right. That spike looks a little too thick to be an EDC toothpick. But also a little too slim for shotgunning...