Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain
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Who exactly is a Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain for? Men or women? Pubescent boys? Medical students? Friends who come over for dinner parties? I can't say who or what gave TOMPOP the idea to turn a page out of my high school anatomy book into a bathroom centerpiece, but it's definitely got my attention.
Not in a good way.
Not entirely in a bad way either. Who knew my pelvic floor muscle looks like a shuttlecock! And I always wondered where in all the mess of male reproductive madness my bulbourethral gland was. Now I can get a refresher on the layout every time I go to take a leak!
The Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain comes (hard, I hope!) in 3 sizes, 60" x 72", 72" x 72", and 72" x 78", so there's sure to be one that fits your shower. Or, perhaps, your friend Cornelius' shower when you go over and install one of the curtains as a kickoff to Pranking Season.
Note: if you're more into female anatomy, TOMPOP has your shower curtain needs covered there too.
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