Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak
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- Dr. Squatch Men's Soap Bar - $9.95
Dude. Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak will make your whole body smell like your fingers do after you eat a French Dip. Talk about a gift for a man sent straight from the Baby Jesus. Well, either the Baby Jesus or Jimmy John's.
Really (and sadly) Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak is so in name only. Like Prank Pack gift boxes, the outside of the bath soak bag is a ruse. A piece of trickery meant, first, to weird out the gift's recipient, and then to make them yuk, yuk, yuk, and want to regift it for more jollies to someone else.
Behind the Roast Beef Sandwich claim lies 23 ounces of therapeutic Mediterranean sea salts that actually smell like brown sugar and fig. They are brown like roast beef though, so when you dump them in the bath you can still visualize yourself swimming in a tub of au jus.
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