Concrete Wallpaper
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- Stone Wall Mural - $45.57
- Rust Textured Wallpaper - $119.00
- Concrete Stepping Stone Molds - $24.75
- Wood Wallpaper Decals - $119.00
- Rolleez 4 All-Terrain Beach Wheelchair - $1,399.00
I've been looking for a $300 way to make my living room look more like an industrial warehouse. I hear the ladies find concrete walls very manly and Rocky-boxing-sides-of-beef-esque. Concrete Wallpaper, available in 8 different pour designs, is made in Holland. Which leads me to believe 2 things: 1) Dutch designer Piet Boon thought of it while smoking weed outside an insane asylum; and 2) Dutch people are rich. I mean, I definitely can't afford to shell out that kind of cash for 46.7 square feet of wall decor regardless of how "super high resolution", "colorfast", and "washable with a soft cloth" it is. And even if I could afford to make my shields from the elements of nature look especially transformative and cool, I'm not sure I'd go for Concrete Wallpaper over my very own, geeky narcissist's DNA Portrait.
Then again, I might. Yeah, if I could, I'd probably buy both. It's amazing what people with disposable incomes will do.
Glow Stones
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Stikwood - Peel & Stick Wood Decor
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Wi-Fi enabled digital shades that apply to glass surfaces as a 0.4mm thick film, and turn from clear to opaque in a single second at the touch of a button. I'm not easily impressed by things that aren't edible or boobies...
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BRIK - Pocket Knife in a Concrete Block Gift Box
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Blood Bath Wallpaper
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Driveway Medic Asphalt Repair Fabric
Need to cover your crack? Driveway Medic says it will prevail where liquid crack filler falters. A roll of self-adhesive asphalt repair fabric, the patcher applies in seconds via a simple peel-and-stick method, covering...
The Dark Knight Bookshelves
Bring the Nolanverse to your living room with a set of Dark Knight bookshelves. Made to order. Just beam your Bat-Signal into the sky and designer Fahmi Sani will get to work erecting a set of webbed-winged night stalkers...
Concrete Wrist Watch
My 5th grade teacher often asked me if my head was filled with concrete, and at the time I got the sense it was an insult, but now that I see the beatific masterpiece that is 22 Design Studio's 4th Dimension Concrete...
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The Best Products to Dig Tunnels & Scale Walls
The topic of digging tunnels and scaling walls has come up a lot lately in my house. The reason why being obvious: it's Dry January. Taking a hiatus from alcohol has left my wife and me extremely bored. We'll talk about...
Slate-ish Paper Laminate Tile
On its own, slate and the tile it produces for our home projects takes bazillions of years to form from silt and mud nestled in the deep crevices of the earth. But Slate-ish, a visually and functionally similar tile prodded...