Mohawk Lollipop Holder
The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven extra Dum Dums, Chupa-Chups, and Tootsie Pops. Screw plastic bags and candy dishes, when you've got hard, lickable sugar that comes in colors and packaging as brilliant as lolli colors and packaging, you've got to show those suckers off.
Its sellers call the Jonathan Adler Mohawk Lollipop Holder a "delectable slice of subculture," and honestly, I couldn't agree more. I'd fill one of the heads with some Blow Pops or rainbow swirls right out of Candyland and make it the centerpiece on my dining room table. On kebab night, or when you're serving skewered apps at a cocktail party, the Mohawk holder could even become a truly utilitarian piece of art.
Housewarming gift anyone?
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