Bottletop Baster
Turn your bottles of BBQ sauce, salad dressing, and marinades into sex toys for your meat! I mean, there's really no better way to describe the Bottletop Baster. It's a head of tickly silicone bristles that fits onto glass and plastic bottles of store-bought or homemade flavor infusers to give your chicken, beef, pork, fish, and other grill grate favorites a sometimes sweet, sometimes spicy, sometimes savory, but always slippery rubdown.
The Bottletop Baster is leak-proof and has a built-in flow control valve. This listing is for a set of two silicone bottle toppers.
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