Butter Twist - Spread, Cut, Measure, Dispense & Store
- FusionBrands ButterEasy Butter Spreader & Butter Stick Holder - $9.98
- Easy Butter Grater - $14.98
- Mess-Free Butter Spreader 2-Pack - $11.41
- Tovolo Silicone Butter Sleeve - $10.00
- Butter Hugger Butter Cover - $4.50
I didn't say an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator. You said an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator.
It doesn't look so provocative when it's full, though. More like a delicious Butter Sherbet Push-Up.
Insert a whole, "East-Coast-style" skinny stick of butter into the Butter Twist, and enjoy an all-in-one butter overlord able to dispense precise butter measurements for cooking, or just the tip of the stick for smearing all over your toast, corn, baking pan, and body. Once you've gotten your butter fix, the Butter Twist sucks the stick back into its tunnel for sealed storage in the fridge.
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