Cooking Guide Apron
The Cooking Guide Apron was made for all the home chefs and recipe enthusiasts out there who...just can't keep track of how many ounces are in a cup, and how to tell if the steak has hit medium without sawing it open. Also, it's nice not to have to when you've already got your mind overflowing with all the prep, sauteing, boiling, steaming, reducing, and roasting you have to do for the spread you're putting together for a dinner party.
The Cooking Guide Apron from Suck UK is printed with conversion tables, cooking times, and food facts that will feed you vital information faster than your brown butter burns, and without making you run your greasy fingers all over your touchscreen or keyboard. Ever keeping the cook in mind, the text and graphics on the Cooking Guide Apron are also printed upside down. A great gift for the kitchen, and the people who love to spend time in it.
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