Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer
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- Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Mug - $11.53
- Infinity Gauntlet Beer Opener - $6.29
- Infinity Gauntlet Cookie Jar - $19.99
- The Avengers Vinyl Record Clock - $31.17
- Avengers Infinity War Premium LED Notebook - $24.18
The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer: When Perfect Steak is Your Endgame. This new piece of Avengers merch is even cooler looking than the Thor's Hammer meat mallet I saw at the end of last year. I wonder how big of a pain in the Than-ass it is to wear and use. Seems like you'd need a surface lower than your countertop to get the right angle and leverage with your arm to bring your fist down effectively.
Or maybe the point of the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer is just to wipe out the tough fibers in half your meat.
Inside the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer is a silicone grip for non-slip use, and so you can better hang on to your pounder when a team of self-righteous vegetarians comes after you to steal it.
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