Reversible Meat Pounder & Tenderizer
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Time to pound some meat! And then let your gentle side take over and press it tenderly. You don't even need 2 different toys to do it with Leifheit's Pro Line Meat Pounder & Tenderizer. It's reversible. A powerful and aggressive smackdown on one side, a big ol' meat massage on the other. The ultimate kitchen tool.
The pounder side of this weighty disc has a smooth, 3-1/4" surface made of triple-plated chrome over a zinc core. The tenderizer side adds circling rows of conical, but semi-blunt teeth to the mix. Together they break tough protein bonds, "thin up" your big fat 'roided-out chicken breasts, and prep meats for marinades, or the grill.
You can use the Pro Line Meat Pounder & Tenderizer to crush foods like garlic and nuts too.
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