Your Face Wedding Cake Topper
/your-face-wedding-cake-topper-2986.jpg "Your Face Wedding Cake Topper")
Your face on the wedding cake topper? Hell yeah! This is, after all your mother f'in' day, and for once, just once, everything damn well should be all about you! Oh, and whomever that person standing next to you in front of the preacher is. These big day figurines, part of the 3D Mini Me line, are hand-molded by Amsterdammer Pablo Bran into whimsical cartoon likenesses of the bride and groom. Couples can either choose which of a series of pre-made bodies they want their heads to grace, or, for an extra fee, design their own top-to-bottom caricatures. The artist will even replicate the bride's actual dress, and the groom's actual bulging...biceps.
Standard personalized wedding cake toppers are approximately 3 inches tall, and crafted from head shots of the bride and groom. Ideally, customers will send 4 angle photos each of their heads, along with their eye color choice (options of black, brown, amber, green, and blue), and the best choice of all. Which isn't even really a choice. Because...
...it's between a fixed head and a bobblehead! Who doesn't want their very own, custom-made, bobblehead! wedding day memento? Get one of those babies, and your guests will be so enamored with your groovin' mugs, you can almost just secure the topper to a fat pile of day-old Krispy Kremes, and save yourself from the financial dagger of 4 tiers of devil's food draped in 672 hand-piped, dusted pink and eggplant purple roses. The only drawback is the redneck cousins on your mom's side are all going to try to steal it to mount on their dashboard.
Shipping is available worldwide, and delivery time is approximately 15 working days.
To read more about the personalized wedding cake toppers' online marketplace, Custom Made, check out our cigar box guitar feature.
McWhinney Active Wedding Rings
Jeff McWhinney designs wedding rings for men who move. Like a little more than from their desk to the john, the car to the house, and the couch to the fridge. Hikers, golfers, climbers, weight lifters, even really intense...
/touch-real-time-heartbeat-23458.jpg?mode=crop "TheTouch Real-Time Heartbeat Rings")
TheTouch Real-Time Heartbeat Rings
Want to feel close to a loved one far away? Or in the next room when it's too much work to get up off the couch? As part of their mission to "make the most personal connecting tools," TheTouch is finishing up development...
Clone Your Face 3D Mask
On a bad hair day, you might wear a wig. Now, on a bad face day, you can wear a REALFACE. REALFACE is a 3DPF--three-dimensional photo form--that elevates the powers of standard 3D printing, and combines them with 3D modeling...
Dragon Cake Pan
What's going to be harder: getting the cake eggs away from the dragon guarding them, or getting the cake eggs out of the Dragon Cake Pan without destroying them? Those with the ambition and determination of Dany Targaryen...
Zombie Wedding Cake Topper
Every groom-to-be gets cold feet at some point, and this zombie wedding cake topper brilliantly summarizes both the worst and best case scenarios that could play out when that happens. Worst Case Scenario: Your feet are...
Peanut Butter Cup Cake
A gargantuan mail-order Peanut Butter Cup Cake, stacked with double layers of rich chocolate devil's food hugging real peanut butter filling, and then drowned in a dark chocolate shell, is the reason acronyms like OMFG...
Clifton Flat Engagement Ring Case
Not that I would ever agree to shackle myself to the soul-sucking institution of marriage, but if a lady were to ask for my hand I guess I would at least pretend to think about it if she presented my ring (made of meteorites...
TARDIS Ring
This is a man's ring. And by "man" I mean...I have no idea what I mean. I've got respect for the Doctor and his ride and all, but a TARDIS ring the size of the average male's left nut even before you go inside? I think...
Transformers Engagement Rings
Are you more of an Autobot or a Decepticon? No, wait, let's back up. Are you more of a normal person or a gigantic geek? If the second, then please proceed with answering the first question. And regardless of what that...
The Married Kama Sutra
The Married Kama Sutra: The World's Least Erotic Sex Manual extols both the wild and nuanced interactions of married life, and categorizes them--with illustrations--into the next echelon of the ancient Indian guide to...
/the-best-gifts-ive-ever-given-39093.jpg?mode=crop "The Best Gifts I've Ever Given My Wife")
The Best Gifts I've Ever Given My Wife
Per my wife. Mostly. Though I admit, some of the best gifts I've ever given my wife have brought me some pleasure too. One or two could even be considered a little self-serving. And, fine, at least one gift I know She-Ra:...
/cheat-sheet-for-men-20390.jpg "Cheat Sheet for Men")
Cheat Sheet for Men
No, dudes, the Cheat Sheet is not a wallet-sized card designed for recording all of your transgressions (though that probably exists somewhere out there too). In fact, it's almost the opposite: a wallet-sized card for...