Outdoors

Sportspower Family BluPod Hanging Tent

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Despite literally hanging from a galvanized steel stand, I'm not sure how fun Sportspower's Family BluPod Hanging Tent would be for the other kind of hanging. The out kind. The quality time with Mama, Pop, and the kids...

Rhino BaseMate Patio Umbrella Base Weight Planter

$24.90 - $27.90 Amazon »

I just hauled 250 pounds of sand from Home Depot to my mama's house so she - oh, I mean I - could put it in her new patio umbrella, and now she sees the Rhino BaseMate patio umbrella base weight planter and is all, Ooh!...

Live Watersports Catamaran Paddleboards

$2,299 - $2,699 Live Watersports »

I must be into predators today. Live Watersports' snake-tongued L2Fish and L4Expedition catamaran paddleboards come hot - no, how about cool and refreshing floating in a crystal clear Caribbean bay? - on the heels of...

CRKT Pilar Copper EDC Folding Pocket Knife

$47.99 Amazon »

There was a girl named Pilar in my class in 1st grade. She was very popular because her mom knew how to make pinatas and always sent one to school chock full of Laffy Taffy and Smarties for major holidays, such as Halloween...

Pop-up Wind Sail for Paddleboards & Kayaks

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Ahoy, dudes! Who's ready to set sail this summer on a...stand up paddleboard? Kayak? Canoe? This pop-up wind sail attaches to speed-craving, or just lazy, paddlers' and rowers' chosen water farer to kick your trip up...

CanCooker Bone Collector Cream Can Steam Oven

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One thing my mama always used to say to me as a kid was, "Eat what you can and can what you can't." But now that I'm a grown ass man, not being able to eat everything on my plate - or everything in sight - isn't a problem...

Backyard Inflatable Pool with Seats

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One place I'm no way going this summer is the community swimming pool. I mean, not that I would anyway seeing as I don't like children or the parents of children, but if public pools were normally on my list of things...

Giant Custom Cedar Letter Planter

$400 Etsy »

Should you send your lady flowers or a heartfelt letter? How about a heartfelt letter filled with flowers? The Hamilton Design Co. custom builds these giant cedar wood planters in the shape of your preferred letter of...

Aero Inflatable Beach Chair

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I won't be beachin' it anytime soon, but an Aero Inflatable Beach Chair - size XXL, please - can blow up and plop down with my ass inside it plenty of other places this summer...

Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set

$19.99 - $25.99 Amazon »

No fishing around for the right words required to use the Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set. When anglers cast a line of poetry with this pen, they'll cast an honest to goodness fishing line, the poetry coming from the...

Judy - The Mover Go Bag

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True story. This one time, I had to be about 13 or 17. Around there. My friend and I were at the movies and it was just us and this one other kid who we didn't know in the theater. I remember thinking that must be because...

7-In-1 Angler's Fishing Pliers

$16.22 Amazon »

Just when the 6-in-1 pliers guy thought he had it made. He must be absolutely wracking his septaphobic mind trying to find his way back to the top of the plier chain. Let's see, according to the listing these 7-in-1 pliers...

AERIAL A1 Tree Tent

$370 Opeongo »

O peon, go! Collecteth mine AERIAL A1 Tree Tent and wrapeth its high tensile webbing straps 'round twin trees so I may slumber like the sloth!...

Camp Chef Sherpa Camp Table & Organizer

$219.99 Amazon »

When I look at Camp Chef's Sherpa Camp Table & Organizer I have a vision: I see my wife, the seasoned, refined home chef, unflappable in her cooking prowess even in the rustic and potentially harsh conditions of the outdoors...

Darth Vader Lightsaber Battle Pool Float

$23.99 Amazon »

I wouldn't bet a single credit that Darth Vader could even float in that armor, much less engage in a competitive lightsaber battle wearing it in the water. But 2020 is nothing if not a year of surprises, so here we are...

Starry Night Sun Shade Sail

$41.96 - $42.96 Amazon »

Inject some Sandy-Danny levels of romance into those su-u-mer...niii-hiiightsss! with this sail-style sun shade, a triangle canopy studded with a sky full of LED stars. Its fairy lights come in warm yellow and colored...

Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker & World's Largest Bottle Opener

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One thing I learned from the video for the Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker - and world's largest bottle opener! - is that it might be fun to play Jenga with my campfire logs. I wonder how long it takes to operate the 58" steel...

9' Solar Powered LED Lighted Patio Umbrella

$119.99 Amazon »

Shade and charging when the sun's out, the illumination of 8 LED tubes and a center pendant light when it's not. This 9' patio umbrella has a solar powered battery that sucks up the sun's rays throughout the day, and...

Wrench Pocket Knife Multi-Tool

$8.79 - $9.79 Amazon »

While no one likes having a wrench thrown in their plans, it does seem you dudes enjoy have a wrench to accompany them. I bring you this titanium wrench pocket knife multi-tool hot on the nuts and bolts of the Ka-Bar...

Nemo Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad

$119.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Thick and plush - 2 words that don't often come to mind when you think of backpacking and camping sleeping accommodations. The Nemo Flyer, a new self-inflating sleeping pad, believes it can change the perception with...

Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder

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As cute 'n' clever as this Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder is, I'm confused. Aren't most people trying to keep squirrels out of their yards? And, more specifically, the F away from their wildlife feeders? I know my mama...

Flying Saucer LED Kite

$88.99 Amazon »

Know what we need? A UFO prank, courtesy of this Flying Saucer LED Kite, to get everyone's minds off the coronavirus pandemic. All these people stuck inside, anxious and panicking about their jobs, their futures, their...

Eagle Claw Tactical Keychain Tool

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The Eagle Claw Takes! No! Prisoners! Made of titanium and sharpened to a fine and ominous talon point, this beastly weapon slashes through skin and impales vital organs hooks over door handles and punches elevator buttons...

Tentsile Trillium XL - 6-Person Hammock

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The Tentsile Trillium XL is a hammock huge enough to cradle and dangle 6 people! Or 3 people practicing appropriate social distancing!...