PVC Stitch Liquid Patch
- TEAR-AID Vinyl Repair Kit - $9.95
- Vinyl Inflatable Repair Kit - $10.90
- AquaPro Liquid Repair Kit - $16.49
- Lupo Heavy Duty Liquid Vinyl Repair Patch - $11.99
Rafters, divers, general outdoorsmen (and ladies), people who float in the pool, vegan leatherheads, and houseguests who find a leak in their air mattress, PVC Stitch Liquid Patch was made for you. The repair serum is easy to apply, and applies to a range of materials that have torn, popped open, or been punctured to create a waterproof seal, and restore your item's functionality.
The only downside: it's called PVC Stitch Liquid Patch because it's a liquid that retains the appearance of a liquid, even when it's dry. In other words, it's not going to do your gear any aesthetic favors. But if I'm in the middle of a rainstorm with a ripped tent, or the middle of a river with a slashed kayak, who cares what the fix looks like? If it gets me back in action, PVC Stitch Liquid Patch is a seal that gets my seal of approval.
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