The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

The Intex Mini Frame Pool is a deceptive little swimmin' hole. When I first saw it I was like, Dude! An above-ground swimming pool for less than $100! But I should have paid more attention to the name of the product -...

Can I get a mini Leslie Jones with my Mini Brands Food Mystery Capsule? I'd like to build a diorama in homage to my favorite game show, Supermarket Sweep. OK, if mini Leslie isn't available, I'll take a mini David Ruprecht...

Behold the Testicuzzi. Its contoured rim, its dual, sack-sized interior basins, its ultra-soft pre-cast silicone penis perch! Get ready, testicles, here comes a soaking tub just for you!...

I think I've just found my own Octopus Teacher in this stunning Octopus Decanter from Ignite Glass Studios in Chicago. Creator Josh DeWall has blown borosilicate glass magic with his Einstein of the sea design, available...

Surviveware made Biodegradable Wet Wipes because they know a happy camper is a camper who isn't encased in mud. Who doesn't reek of BO. Who still manages to feel so fresh and so clean after doing a doodie in the woods...

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...

At first I saw this box of Chocolate Planets and was like, "1-2-3-4...9! Martin's Chocolatier didn't diss Pluto in their presentation of our solar system in luxury confection form!" But then I read the Chocolate Planet...

Duke Cannon's Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch is the most cliche of all cliche gifts for Dad, made less - no wait, I mean more - cliche here by the men's grooming brand's insertion of the word "tactical." Duke Cannon does...

I never thought my most pleasant surprise for the week would come in the form of vintage decanters made to look like classic hand tools. Even more surprising, the 6-strong vintage Tool Box Decanter Bottle set comes from...

Become a real head case! I don't know how comfy-cozy it would be to use a Cache Cap to stash your valuables, survival gear, or EDC - what are those, fishing hooks and a SAK blade in the photo? - but the idea is sure cool...

Evercade VS is making the old new. Or, better put, the forthcoming console is introducing retro gaming to present day tech. The most notable attribute of the VS is it is game for play by up to 4 players simultaneously...

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one...

The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I...

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...

Welcome to Edition 94 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Your kids can ping - and pong - their friends all day long without ever picking up the cell phone they're too young to have with this Door Pong Game from Fat Brain Toys. The twist on paddleball detaches the ball from...

Listen, ladies, if you were wearing one of Wood All Good's Aurora Borealis Necklaces, you would have to cut me some slack. Yes, I would be staring at your chesticular area for a long period of time. But I swear, I wouldn't...

What do you get when you put a chicken on a motorcycle? A badass mother clucker ready to ride the flames! Of the grill. While hoisted up on a beer can. And dead and de-feathered, of course...

Vitamix has always been the master of the breakdown. From their blenders that break down your whole ingredients into smoothies, sauces, soups, and sexy frozen drinks, to their newest breaker downer, the Vitamix FoodCycler...

Not a whole lot that looks safe about this Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife, but I guess compared to JHO Knives' Nug, this ring knife is almost cuddle ready. Doesn't hurt that it comes in an array of rainbow colors, and...

ohBoy, they just dropped the iBoy! In this case, "they" is Classicbot, and their iPod tribute in collectible figure form is the latest in the design shop's retro Apple toy line to charm us with its adorable face and transformable...