Cat Paw Glasses Wipes & Screen Cleaners

$14.90 Amazon »

The thought of letting my cat, Zanzibar, get his claw paws near any device screen, glasses, or other piece of gear I own that gets streaked and smudged up is enough to make these, what I am assuming are supposed to be...

Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster

Who needs a Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster? I'll tell you who. Tired of working his cottontail off for weeks decorating eggs in elaborate patterns all the colors of spring, only to have a good third of them break before...

Carpet Sofa

Carpets are expensive. Sofas are expensive. Let's save some money and buy a little twofer with Mousarris Studio's Carpet Sofa!...

Umbra Glo Picture Frame

$15 - $24.95 Amazon »

Guess who wants an Umbra Glo Frame to display lovey photos, adorbs snaps of my cat being adorbs, and wish-I-were-there trip pics for his birthday? Not this dude. Probably not you dudes either. By my wife, She-Ra: Princess...

NetZero Mycelium Orbs - Capture 1 Ton of Lawn/Yard CO2

$75 - $125 indiegogo »

Think of NetZero Mycelium Orbs as bath bombs for your backyard. Bath bombs that, like any good bath bomb, will rejuvenate your soil and energize your plants' root systems, but will also do one better: the ectomycorrhizae...

D'CENT Biometric Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet

$139 Amazon »

Protect all D'CENTS and D'DOLLARS of Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, or whatever cryptocurrency you've bought up with this biometric cryptocurrency hardware wallet. The Bluetooth-enabled cold storage device protects your...

UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies & Spice Rack Pullouts

$67.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

Is your kitchen cabinet chaos getting a little too...spicy for your tastes? Or maybe a little too plastic storage container-y? UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies and Spice Rack Pullouts tidy up overflowing seasoning jars, baking...

Pick 'N Peel Stones for Anxiety Relief

$9.99 - $27.99 Etsy »

Give your cuticles, dry skin, scabs, and nose holes a break. Pick 'N Peel Stones will provide the same type of release for your anxiety and antsiness without making you bleed or leaving a scar. Some of you pickers may...

Mushroom Garden LED Night Light

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Did you know if mushrooms are exposed to UV light while they're growing it activates the production of Vitamin D in their tissues? Vitamin D that you can then ingest and absorb in your own tissues? In fact, mushrooms...

The Book: Ultimate Guide to Rebuilding a Civilization

$94 indiegogo »

Creator Timur Kadyrov believes there is no other book out there like his book. The Book. He and his team call their encyclopedic how-to The Ultimate Guide To Rebuilding A Civilization, and within its 400+ pages of (some)...

Wheelbarrow Water Bag

$19.99 Amazon »

Say, this Wheelbarrow Water Bag reminds me how incredibly full my bladder was last Saturday night. My wife and I lost power at our place, so we had to spend 2 nights at our in-laws' house, where I proceeded to drink 5...

Bath Diamond Bioluminescent Bath Bombs & Salt Soaks

$48 - $72 Bath Diamond »

Bathe in diamonds and roses. No, not literally, but with Bath Diamond bioluminescent bath bombs and salt soaks, figuratively is even better. Figuratively means you still get to submerge yourself in a tub of hot water...

Death Star Planters

$16 - $24 Etsy »

From Death...Star...comes life! These Star Wars Death Star-inspired planters from Storybrook Boutique are 3D printed into existence - well, exploded, decommissioned existence - in your choice 5" or 6" circumference sizes...

ENO SuperNest Hammock

$299.95 ENO »

ENO knows nests, and when ENO talks SuperNests, they're not just talking hammocks made with premium engineering techniques, premium materials, and premium relaxation in mind, but hammocks made with premium all those things...

E85: What Is This Thing?

Welcome to Edition 85 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Boat Gadget 10-in-1 Boat Tool

$38.99 Amazon »

Made by boaters, for boaters, the Boat Gadget is a 10-in-1 boat tool whose first two tools listed are "bottle opener" and "corkscrew wine opener." And that tells me about all I need to know about the boaters who made...

Knuckle Lights

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Who wants a coupla shiners? From your fists to their eyes, these strap-on Knuckle Lights shine 150-lumen beams into the face of any who cross your path while running, walking, or making your way to a good wee-wee spot...

Amazon Smart Sticky Note Printer

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The Smart Sticky Note Printer is one of Amazon's first Day 1 Editions concept products, Alexa-compatible gadgets the company is testing out LEGO Ideas-style*. That is, the Smart Sticky Note Printer is available as a pre-order...

After Dinner Nipples - Mint Chocolate Boobies

$39.88 Amazon »

Care for a nip of mint to cleanse your palate? ... And dirty your mind? After Dinner Nipples are mint chocolate boobie treats made in the spirit of After Eight Mints, and molded in homage to mankind's other favorite after...

Half Frame Rhinestone Glasses

$15.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Or should I call them Half Frame Rhinestone Non-Glasses? The "W" shape of that lady's...uh...eyewear must stand for "What the four-eyes are these things?!" They don't improve your vision, they don't help you see in the...

SARVO37 Electric Day Cruiser Boat

Who's up for some social distancing on a SARVO37 e-boat? This sexy Scandinavian day cruiser will take you a-wave from it all in Instagram-conquering luxury and style that also stays kind to the waters and climates it...

Dune Futuristic Rings

$72 - $122 Etsy »

There are some cooooool cats over at Substance Jewelry making these Dune Futuristic Rings - and really all the rings available in the designers' Etsy shop. Each of the Dune Ring listings kicks off with a quote from Frank...

Quick-Pour Shot Dispenser & Carrier

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I may be past my glory days of taking 6 shots at once, but I can do something just as impressive: pour 6 shots at once, and then, with one hand, carry 6 shots at once. Sure, I need some assistance from this quick-pour...

LELO F1s Developer's Kit - SDK-Available Sextech

$164 - $219 LELO »

Geeks have the best sex. Or if they didn't before, LELO's F1s Developer's Kit, a male masturbator with an SDK-available sextech console, is here to make sure they do now. Even if it's all by themselves...