Some of these 14 genius products I wish I'd invented fall into the category of Dude! Why didn't I think of that? while others, I'll humbly admit, go a little beyond my thinking cap capabilities. And we all have at least one idea we know we thought of first when we see someone else package and bring...
Safety Light Curtains - Security Sensors & Alarm
Safety Light Curtains could be the newest addition to my PPE. Face Mask: check. Hand sanitizer: check. Thermometer and O2 pulse oximeter: check. Motion sensitive light grating that sounds an alarm when someone breaches...
MysteryVibe Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)
Just because MysteryVibe's Tenuto is the sex tech company's first wearable vibrator for men doesn't mean they're not cocky about its skills - they say the Tenuto is the world's most advanced male vibrator. And given the...
Disposable Skin Stapler & Staple Remover
That's a nasty gash, but...you sure you want to go to the ER? Even with them all stretched to capacity, and me all standing here with a Disposable Skin Stapler set? And, I mean, you spent the last month mastering the...
Wing Chun Kung Fu Training Ring
If everybody wants to have fun tonight, everybody should Wing Chun tonight. Don't know how to Wing Chun? I can help you learn! Haha, sike. I can hardly punch the buttons on my building's elevator without missing a couple...
Cuisinart Butter Wheel
Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...
Smart Sterilizing Bed Robot
Feeling lonely and isolated? Cheer up! According to the ROCKUBOT smart sterilizing bed robot, "Nobody sleeps alone." You snuggle up next to at least a bazillion bacteria every time you lie down at night. And don't worry...
Foosball Table Cooler
It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...
Skull Decanter Set with Skull Shot Glasses
Stay thirsty, my friends. If you don't, you might end up like the dead dude in this Skull Decanter Set, drowned in the glass globe of whiskey he couldn't drink himself out of...
Steel Tongue Drum
Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 11-tone pentatonic scales...
Lumio UV Self-Cleaning Electric Toothbrush
Point your magic toothbrush and say, Lumio! to behold a different kind of wand-lighting charm. One that projects light inward, rather than outward, as the Lumio electric toothbrush head automatically retracts inside its...
Penis Weight Set
All the talk of building a prison body during quarantine made me seek out this penis weight set. Because while you can certainly do pushups, pullups, chinups, dips, and squats like a convicted felon, it's gonna be real...
Bacon Sponge
Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...
Tri-Edged Spiraling Dagger Knife
If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...
Remington Cordless Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit
When it comes to cutting your own hair, Remington really has your back. Well, with their Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit, they mostly have your head and neck, but if you're bushy in the torso area...and lower...I'm sure you could...
Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light
Try out one of these ring lights if you want to wear a different kind of face mask - a more flattering face mask - for your next video chat or meeting. The adjustable 3-color, 10-brightness discs mount to any M1/4" tripod...
E43: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 43 of What Is This Thing?, a visual riddle, a mind bender, a way to build some mental muscle alongside your prison body...
Noodles Towels
I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to:...
Extendable Chinese Tai Chi Sword
The usual rule might be no sword fighting in the house, but these are not your usual times, and this extendable Chinese tai chi sword is not your usual weapon. Telescoping with the flick of a wrist from an 8.5" hilt to...
Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set
This Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set might be a victim of extended delivery periods for online orders, but at printing anyway, there was still a chance the 4-piece tumbler and giant cube tray set would arrive...
ClearUP - Drug-Free Sinus Pain Relief for Allergies
Zap your allergy-related sinus pain like your mosquitos! The ClearUP is a drug-free device that uses an electrical current to stimulate sinus nerve fibers under your cheeks, nose bone, and brown bone, helping to ease...
Conquer Adjustable Height Cycling Trainer Desk
Adjustable height cycling trainer desk? Looks more like an adjustable height cycling trainer airplane tray table. But for the cyclists I know who are serious about turning their road bikes into stationary bikes so they...
Retro single player games of skill could be anything from the 14th Century cup-and-ball game to the great Frogger of the 1980s. The retro single player games of skill I've chosen for this revue are all physical hand-eye coordination and concentration games - no screens or controllers allowed. Some...
Guevara Cigar Lighter with Cigar Stand
So this is what Cuban steampunk looks like. The Guevara Cigar Lighter shows off an industrial cyborg look with its slatted shell and mottled silver and gold finish options, and an industrial Mr. Belvedere functionality...
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