Giant Crystal Glass Brandy Snifters

$31.90 - $119 Amazon »

Nothing does the Remy Martin XO justice like a giant crystal glass brandy snifter that can hold a whole bottle of it. Several bottles of the red-gold liquor when you go with a 12000mL version of the stemware, but that...

Petsfit Dog Bunk Bed

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Not only does this dog bunk bed from Petsfit look precious, the wood panel pooch chamber is begging to look even more precious, as it arrives primed and ready for a custom paint job from Dad. I mean, come one, Petsfit...

E42: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 42 of What Is This Thing?, a visual riddle, a mind bender, a way to build some mental muscle alongside your prison body...

Canadian Spa Company 16' St. Lawrence Swim Spa

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Canadian Spa Company's 16' St. Lawrence Swim Spa is large enough to fit 17 people, but ain't no way that's happening anytime soon. Of course, neither is a thrice-weekly lap swim at the gym. Or an early-bird water workout...

Foots Love Broken Toe Wraps

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Foots Love Broken Toe. I can't help but read that curious name for a broken toe wrap and crooked / hammer toe splint like, "Foots be lovin' them some broken toes. So come on, son, drop that dumbbell on piggies 2 and 3...

Corgi Butt Leggings

$54.07 Etsy »

Why you gotta taunt me, Corgi Butt Leggings? Like I don't want to pet, pat, and smack my wife's ass often enough as it is. Especially now that we're sheltering up in place, so it's within about 50' of me 24/7. Adding...

Where's Bowie? 500-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$14.14 Amazon »

The Where's Bowie? 500-piece jigsaw puzzle is not practicing safe social distancing like Clay Bennett's reimagination of Where's Waldo? But, it is paying proper - eccentric, colorful, Easter-egg-packed - tribute to the...

Bushnell Falcon 10x50 Wide Angle Binoculars

$49.99 Amazon »

I'm not suggesting you use the Bushnell's Falcon 10x50 wide angle binoculars to do any shady magnified viewing during your shelter in place. I'm thinking more like playing Hangman with the neighbor across the street who's...

Dumpster Fire 2020 Insulated Travel Mug

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Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

E41: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 41 of What Is This Thing?, a visual riddle, a mind bender, and a way to pass a few more minutes of your screen time...

Taco Toaster Taco Shell Makers

$8.99 Amazon »

The Taco Toaster! Here to save us from the horrible taco shell shortage we've been experiencing! It's a pair of dashing red tortilla shapers that slip right into your home toaster to turn your store-bought (or homemade)...

Hygiene Hand Antimicrobial Brass Door Opener & Stylus

$21 StatGear »

No hand a lot of us could use more right now than a Hygiene Hand. The antimicrobial brass door opener and stylus comes as, shall we say, a first responder in the coronavirus EDC department, but its utility as a handle...

Calling these how-to guides manuals of random & dubious skills is itself a random & dubious title, but it was the only one I saw fit for such an eclectic collection of guides...

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

$87.69 Amazon »

The Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven isn't trying to school you on yeast whispering and dough tossing, bubbling up tomato sauce, or perfecting cheese and topping distribution. This 1,235-watt bad boy for the countertop...

BIC Special Edition Lighters

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BIC Special Edition Lighters are like the frosted Lucky Charms of smoking paraphernalia. Neon green pickles! Scooter-riding T-Rexes! Nebula-drifting tacos! Angelic grinning beavers! They're magically auspicious!...

Polydrop Trailers

$14,495 - $19,995 Polydrops »

It's a road trip spaceship! Polydrop Trailers are geometric campers designed to look and act like they're something from another place, another time...

99-Hour Timer Lock

$29.99 Amazon »

Kids need punishing? Willpower need a boost? This 99-hour timer lock - well, actually 99 hours and 59 minutes timer lock - will buy you 4+ days of isolation from anything from phones and gaming consoles to booze and bags...

UNO Retro Edition

$14 Amazon »

The UNO Retro Edition doesn't just bring back memories of my childhood weekends at my nana and grandpa's (Nana always tried to let me win, Grandpa was competitive) but also memories of a conversation I had with a Canadian...

Screwpop Hit Kit

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They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sounds like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets...corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...

Dimok Aqua Bag - Workout Sandbag Filled with Water

$74.95 Amazon »

Even when we are allowed outdoors again the Dimok Aqua Bag, a sandbag-style fitness tool you fill with water instead, seems like a fitness companion you might want to keep in your back pocket. First, when not filled the...

E40: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 40 of What Is This Thing?, a visual riddle, a mind bender, and a way to pass a few more minutes of your shelter in place. (I also recommend watching Ragnorok on Netflix, if for no other reason than...

The recurring theme in Dude's must see products for March 2020 will come as no surprise. The whole damn month was all about Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...

Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold

$27.95 Amazon »

Oooh, that Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold creation looks like my mama's Flamingo Surprise Jell-O Salad got its hybridization on with a big hunk of Cherry Laffy Taffy. What's even cooler is that what it really is is...

Arckit Architectural Model Building Kits

$89.99 - $398.99 Amazon »

Arckit's architectural model building kits are all based on real contemporary building techniques, and crafted with budding architects in mind. Kits come with between 200+ and 400+ interconnecting modular components...